Friday, January 16, 2026

Found Footage & Vacuum Resurrections


It's a full ass, good ass weekend at the multiplex with the release of the franchise-best 28 Days Later: The Bone Temple horror sequel (my review) plus the awards season spreads of several films including Park Chan-wook's No Other Choice (my review) and The Testament of Ann Lee (which I have not had a chance to review but which rules, so go see it). But that's not all -- there are two more movies I want to quickly mention that are worth your time, even if your effort at this juncture in time might be for naught because you just might not be in the place to see them. The first is the Thai film A Useful Ghost which is opening, as far as I can tell, only here in NYC at the IFC Center. And the second is even more narrow a drop than that -- it's called Infirmary and it's screening tonight only at the Dances With Films Festival happening here in NYC. What's next -- I review a movie that you can only watch under the covers in my bedroom at 4am next Tuesday? (You wish!) Anyway I wanted to toss out a few words about both of these terrific and worthwhile movies so you can keep an eyes out for them in the future, and so now I shall do just that. 

A Useful Ghost -- I know that someone will yell at me for calling this an Apichatpong Weerasethakul movie with a sense of humor -- I mean how dare I besmirch the name of one of the world's great (and gay!) auteurs by insinuating that it's not a laugh riot to watch Tilda Swinton move in slow motion beside a stream for fifteen straight minutes? And Weerasethakul is certainly capable of being funny, but A Useful Ghost has that same very specific Thai vibe of the afterlife mingling with present reality as oh let's say Uncle Boonmee did, but it does so at a far, far goofier register. It's probably more in line to compare it to Wes Anderson than Weerasethakul, save for that Thai-specificity of ghosts among us being not a big whoop. This movie is after all about a man's wife coming back from the dead in the guise of a vacuum cleaner. And yes, there is sex with a vacuum cleaner. Of course there is sex with a vacuum cleaner! What world do you live in where there wouldn't be sex with a vacuum cleaner? That said that's just the first of many silly tricks that first-time filmmaker Ratchapoom Boonbunchachoke's got up his poofy sleeves, and A Useful Ghost had me falling off the sofa with a litany of guffaws. And, with that Wes Anderson comparison I made above, a fair share of awe as well -- visually this movie is a feast, existing in its own vacuum-sealed weirdo world of wonder. Basically you will exit this film desperate to see what Boonbunchachoke pulls outta those poofy sleeves next. (It's also got what will surely be one of the year's best posters, as seen up top.)

Infirmary -- If you're anywhere near as big a fan of Found Footage horror movies as I am then you know you've suffered through a lot of fool's gold just to find those infinitesimal bits of real gold out there left to scavenge; sometimes it feels like all the good tricks have been used up. In that sense Infirmary does't re-write the handbook -- it's not doing anything you haven't seen done before. But what it is doing is playing the handbook well, very well -- you know the routine, you've seen the greatest hits, but this one will feed you some of that sweet stuff you love. As usual so much of these movies hinge on location, and Infirmary's got a great one with its half-closed, run-down psychiatric hospital, where two security guards are on the night shift. And just as importantly these are characters you'll actually like -- there's the skittish new kid on the block Eddy (Paul Syre) and there's the "I'm too old for this shit" archetype of Lester (Mark Anthony Williams), who's been doing the job for ages and who spends most of the night just messing with Eddy, scaring him... until the scares start getting real. See? Basic as hell set-up. But first-time feature director Nicholas Perada hits his marks -- the scares are real! -- and in return I jumped and made all of the requisite "Hell no" noises that you hope to make while watching these movies, as the characters stumble deeper into the awful, awful dark. Solid spooky business!



The Best Bone's Ahead


I know I will be accused of hyperbole but having seen 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple two times now I really mean it when I say that director Nia Dacosta has delivered with this, the fourth movie in the franchise, the best of the bunch. Yes I do indeed make that claim in my review which just dropped over at Pajiba, read it in full here. And I stand by it. Because, first off, as transformative as Danny Boyle's original film was and remains to the horror genre -- and I don't dispute that! -- I think we've all just accepted that it sorta somewhat falls apart in its last act. And then as for Boyle's film last year, well I wasn't a fan. (Read my review of that one here.) But this new one? Spectacular. Strange. Funny. Terrifying. Gorgeous to look at. Emotionally stirring. Kinda gay. It's got a Radiohead song in it for fuck's sake! I wrote a fuck-ton of words on the movie in my review (it's one of my longer ones) and I didn't even mention it has a Radiohead song in it! So yeah. I said what I said. And I meant it.

This Should Be the Hamnet Poster


When are they going to start letting me run their ad campaigns?

Poetic Justice For The Life of Brian


Every month I'm caught off-gaurd by it suddenly being the 15th and the new slate of Criterion titles dropping... but not this week! Yesterday I sat around all afternoon waiting for the announcement and it never came. Such is my life! Poor put-upon me -- obviously the worst thing to happen in the world right there, folks. Ahem. Anyway Criterion has released their announcement today, and whaddya know I'm just sitting here again! So let's get to it. These are the April 2026 releases and they kick off with one hell of a neat-o box-set of John SIngleton films! They're calling it his "Hood Trilogy" and it consists of 1991's Boyz N the Hood, 1993's Poetic Justice, and 2001's Baby Boy. It still seems so unbelivable to me that we lost Singleton so young, in 2019 at just 51 years old. That man should've had decades more great movies coming out of him. But this set certainly makes for a spectacular tribute. That lands on April 28th.

Next up there's a new addition to Criterion's renewed "Eclipse" box-set series with "Kinuyo Tanaka Directs", a sextet of films from the famous actress (known for working with Ozu) who decided to go behind the camera to make these six films -- Love Letter, The Moon Has Risen, Forever a Woman, The Wandering Princess, Girls of the Night, and Love Under the Crucifix -- in the decade spanning 1953 and 1962. Anybody seen any of them? I have not but they all sound interesting. And then from there they bring us over to China and right here right now with a blu of Bi Gan's 2025 film Ressurection, which is another semi-incomprehensible dream-experience from the director of Kali Blues and Long Day's Journey Into Night. I'm honestly suprised he's not getting a 4K with this one -- his visuals are always swoon-worthy. 

Speaking of swoonworthy visuals -- next up there is John Boorman's hallucigenically technicolor 1967 crime caper Point Blank starring Lee Marvin and this beauty's of course getting a 4K upgrade -- of course it is, since I just bought the blu-ray like two weeks ago lo. That always happens! Because poor me! Anyway I only saw this movie for the first time this past year but it totally lived up to its legend as one kick-ass experience -- hence me running out and buying a copy. But I'll have to upgrade to the 4K because it is SUCH a gorgeous looking film. And in such unexpected ways.

Next on the 4K upgrade front there's the 1946 classic noir Gilda which turned Rita Hayworth into a star and a sex icon with one flip of her hair, and Ernst Lubitch's 1932 masterpiece Trouble In Paradise starring Miriam Hopkins and Herbert Marshall a a pair of con artists trying to out-do one another in a hyper stylish Venice. Now those are some pictures. (And it's rude of me to reduce Gilda to just that hair-flip because the entire movie is a banger.) That said last but hardly leastly we have got Monty Python's Life of Brian, which... well I don't really feel like I have to sell this movie to anybody -- this movie sells itself. To be honest I'm personally not the biggest Python-head -- I've seen them all and they're fun! Don't yell at me! I just don't really re-watch them and quote them feverishly like some people seem to do. That said I do think Brian is probably my favorite of the bunch. What's yours?



Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

The Straight Story (1999)

Alvin: You don't think about getting old 
when you're young... you shouldn't.
Steve: Must be something good about gettin' old?
Alvin : Well I can't imagine anything good about being 
blind and lame at the same time but, still at my age,
I've seen about all that life has to dish out. 
I know to separate the wheat from the chaff 
and let the small stuff fall away.
Rat: That's cool, man. So, uh, 
what's the worst part about being old, Alvin?
Alvin: Well, the worst part of being old 
is rememberin' when you was young.

We lost David Lynch one year ago today
The world misses you, my good man.


Five Frames From ?






What movie is this?

Good Morning, World


I cannot believe there exists a photo left from Tom Hardy's Slutty MySpace Selfie Phase that I had not seen before today, but there one is -- that's definitely circa Bronson in 2008 given the stache and general beefiness. Ahh those were the days! Who knew we'd be longing for the Aughts once upon a day? Good grief.

Thursday, January 15, 2026

I See London, I See (Chris Messina in) France


Oh yes this is just the news I can use to get me back into this "writing posts" thing that I've spent the past several hours not doing -- our favorite Chris of them all Chris Messina has just gotten his sexy furry butt cast in the next season of The White Lotus! Bless you, Mike White -- a king, a god, anong us peons. Messina joins the formely announced also-hot-piece Alexander Ludwig, as well as actress AJ Michalka (don't knwo her) and that nutty dame Helena Bonham Carter. I suppose I should ass... okay I meant to type "add" but obviously I'm still thinking about Chris Messina haha. Let's try it again -- I should ADD that both Messina and Carter are still "in talks" but whatever, I'm not a legitimate entertainment reporter, I don't care about "specifics" or "facts." I think we all know what I care about and it's what I just typo'd a couple sentences ago.


Five Frames From ?






What movie is this?

Good Morning, World


Many a time in the past when Men's Health has dropped a work-out video from one of our stable of hunks I've gone through the things frame by infinitesimal frame to make dozens of gifs for your visual and emotional and erotic pleasure -- see this Jake Gyllenhaal post for one particularly notable reference -- but, all apologies to Heated Rivalry star Hudson Williams, I ain't got time for that shit this morning. So I made one gif, the one you see above, which is really if I had to pick the number one moment in the eight minute video anyway. But watch the entire thing! It's right below. Find the largest screen you can -- perhaps rent out the Sphere in Las Vegas -- and have at it. And have yourself a very good morning!

Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Say Good Night Jack


Good Night Jack.

Shut Up The Gays Are Talking!


The time has come for the queers to take it away! (When isn't it that time...) The queer critics guild GALECA (of which yours truly is a member) has announced the nominations for our annual Dorian Awards today, and per usual we did good, better, best than most. As ever, because I'm an old crank, I could take issue with some of the people who did get nominated -- I loathe Ethan Hawke's performance in Blue Moon, for instance -- and I could take issue with some of the people who didn't get nominated -- I can't believe we, a group of queer people, didn't have love in our hearts for the best animated movie oif the year by leaps and bounds Boys Go To Jupiter -- but I'll just shut my yap and clap my paws because overall...

... we did very good. A couple of nominations for Pillion! (Even though as I stated earlier today who could be sure which year A24 wants that movie to fall under with their weird release strategy,) A couple of nominations for Hedda, a movie which should be getting much more attention by the big guys -- I can't believe that Tessa Thompson and Nina Hoss probably won't get Oscar nominations whilst steaming crap like the Wicked sequel will. What a world, what a world, indeed. Anyway congrats to all of the nominees (except Ethan Hawke) and if you want to hit the jump I will share our press release with all of the nominations...


Once You Go Kontinental...


The trailer for one of my favorite movies from last fall's NYFF has arrived -- Romanian maniac Radu Jude's Kontinental '25, which I reviewed right here, was actually the more sane of his two NYFF films. But given that the other one was his deranged A.I. riddled schlockterpiece Dracula (also reviewed at that link) it's not saying much to call Kontinental '25 the "sane" one. It's still fully a Radu Jude flick -- political, provocative, hellaciously strange. Oh and speaking of the trailer...

... look who shows up in it! Tis me! Nope, I'll never get tired of it. I do a little dance at my desk every time I get blurbed. Dignity is for the dead. Aaaanyway Kontinetal '25 is about a "well meaning" cog in the machine of modern living who's convinced she's a good person only for Jude to show us, through her, how we're all monsters thriving on the status quo of exploiting everybody else so we can maintain our own comfort. Oh and it's exceptionally funny about it -- I should lead with that. Anyway, trailer-time:


Kontinental '25 hits theaters on March 27th! Don't miss it. 

Five Frames From ?





What movie is this?
 

Good Morning, Pillion Trailer


The above quite stimulating gif, isn't actually from the just dropped "new" trailer for Pillion -- I will share that trailer down below, but I don't actually think it's that different from the first trailer they dropped when the movie hit the U.K. to be honest. (They certainly didn't decide to switch it up and use any of the choice quotes I gave them in my review of the movie in it, much to my annoyance.) But speaking of my annoyance -- that gif isn't from the trailer because the movie leaked onto the world wide web this week, thanks to the movie hitting digital in the U.K. where it already came out in theaters at a reasonable date several weeks back. I posted about this on Bluesky yesterday...

Part of me's annoyed PILLION inevitably leaked online now before hitting US theaters because you SHOULD see it in theaters in February. But A24 really mucked up its release & of course the second it hit digital in the UK it's gonna be everywhere. Also our US version might get butchered by MPAA so...

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) January 13, 2026 at 12:49 PM

... so perhaps this whinging will be redundant to you and I apologize, but this seemed an inevitability to me given A24's weird staggering of this wonderful movie's release -- I know because I have heard from all of you many times how annoyed you were that all the press for it was dropping back in the fall but you'd have to wait until February to see the movie here in the States, and believe me, it seemed an inexplicable choice to me as well. On my end -- given I've now seen the movie around four times, unlike you unluckier sorts -- I found the entire thing annoying because I have no idea where to place Pillion for awards consideration. Do I list it as a 2025 movie or a 2026 movie? I'm probably going to go with the former and include it with my Best of 2025 list whenever that drops, but I honestly think this movie could've done better this awards season if A24 had been clearer about all of this. And now the entire movie is out there on the internet if you know where to look. (No I will not be giving you pirating lessons this day, sorry.) Anyway here's the "new" trailer:


Pillion is (inexplicably) out on February 20th. 
Please do go see it then. It rules.

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Somewhere Between Mescal & Moura...


... is where I'd rather be.

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Enough Said (2013)

Eva: Oh, the Container Store? 
Albert: Yes, yes, the Container Store. 
The store that sells crap so you can put your crap 
in so you can go out and buy some more crap.
Eva: I love that store. I love crap.

A very happy birthday to the icon and legend and queen Julia Louis-Dreyfus, who has quite possibly made me laugh more than other other human being on earth over the years. It's between her and Lisa Kudrow I guess, just given their decades worth of output, but seeing as how I only ocassionally watched Friends I think the title's gotta go to Jules. Also she posted this below photo of herself over the weekend, reminding us all how fucking hard she rules:

Five Frames From ?





What movie is this?

Hopping Mads


Heads up that one of 2025's best movies that placed on far far far too few lists of such things has hit VOD today -- Bryan Fuller's deeply dreamy and fantastically fun Dust Bunny! You can rent it right here and I really recommend you do -- as I said in my review (probably to Bryan's chagrin since I know he makes these things hoping for a broader audience) this has all the makings of a beloved cult movie to be and I trust it will find its place in the canon in time. Especially as gateway horror for the kiddos -- this should be a movie like Gremlins was for me; one that will breed horror movie fans for life. Watch the trailer back here if you missed it -- and I have paired all of this information with a nice set of Mads Mikkelsen photos (via) because obviously.


Good Morning, Gratuitous Giulio Corso


There was a weird little confluence of events last week where I was wishing for another good vehicle for Toni Collette on Bluesky and then like an hour later the above scorchingly hot photo of Toni's Mafia Mamma co-star Giulio Corso suddenly, randomly popped up on my Instagram timeline. I'm sure it was just the nefarious algorithms communicating with one another but whatever -- it means I went and found us a brand new batch of Guilo Corso photos to ogle, so we showed them haha! 

When Mafia Mamma came out I did a big gratuitous post on Mr. Corso at that time which is well worth the effort to click on over to, but this new couple dozen photos I gathered up this week? I think they're even better. Which means he's getting hotter, which means -- why haven't we gotten a bunch of movies where Guilio Corso has invaded America? I'll take him over Michelle Morrone to be honest (especially given every time I post about Morrone y'all remind me what a dick he apparently is in real life). But the cold hard fact is every cinematic moment in time calls for a Current Italian Stallion Of Note...

... (mmm remember Raoul Bova???) and I don't see why Giulio here can't be the one for now. Toni Collette told us what to do three years ago! We should always be listening to Toni Collette at all times. Have we learned nothing? So let's make it happen. And I will now do my damnedest to convince you why it's the right, good, best idea, with more photos after the jump...