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Friday, November 14, 2025
Do Dump or Marry: Three Hot Gays
In honor of Russell Tovey's birthday today we will toss him into a heap with two of the internet's favorite homosexuals and force them to wrestle it out for our enjoyment. Our gay gladiators! He and Andrew Scott and Sexiest Man Alive Jonathan Bailey were all photographed at... oh I don't care, some party this week. I can't be bothered to look up what it was. But it seems the right moment to "Do Dump or Marry" the three of them. Do do that in the comments and also wish a Happy birthday to Mr. Tovey! From you and from me and more importantly (like way more importantly) from these two:
Good Morning, Waël
This Friday we're grabbing onto a newcomer for dear life -- his name is Waël Sersoub and he's actually been making movies for a decade. He was apparently in Michael Haneke's Happy End! I really need to re-watch Happy End. Anyway on Insta I follow the photographer who took that picture and I one hundred percent thought it was a photo of former canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at first -- you can see the resemblance right? And yes it seemed like a big leap in Trudeau's career to suddenly be taking beefcake photos but hey he is dating Katy Perry right now. Who knows? The world works in mysterious, horny ways. Anyway it's not the former Prime Minister of our upper neighbor, it's a French model-turned-actor who I recommend looking up -- he pretty. Ooh he also was in a Matthias Schoenaerts movie. I like to think they made fast friends, him at Matty. Check Waël's Insta right here. Happy Friday!
Thursday, November 13, 2025
To Know Her is to Keeper
Well I managed to make it to the day I see Osgood Perkins' latest horror movie Keeper without knowing a single thing about it -- well okay that's not entirely true since I know Oz directed it and I know it stars Tatiana Maslany and Rossif Sutherland and I think I saw that it's Folk Horror. But even though I posted the trailer in August I still haven't watched it and I've avoided any other information about the film. And yes I brandish this ignorance as a badge of pride! As one should in America 2025. Ignorance and the right to be proud of it is our greatest export! Seriously though keeping one's self unspoiled in this day and age takes mucho bobbing and mucho-er weaving, and with an hour to go until the curtain drops I think I can say I made it! Huzzah! I will just refrain from reading this post's comments until later. Can't catch me! In summation goodbye for the night and hello Rossif Sutherland's glorious beard...
Thursday's Ways Not To Die
Lethal Weapon (1987)
I guess it's been longer since I'd seen Lethal Weapon than I realized because I have no memory at all of this ridiculous scene -- why the hell is Tom Atkins suddenly holding a carton of Egg Nog in front of himself like that??? Why did Gary Busey just shoot him through it... besides Busey gonna Busey??? But truth be told the only thing I do actually remember about Lethal Weapon is Mel Gibson's ass reveal...
Hit the jump for links to all the previous Ways Not To Die...
Lick On Heathcliff
The second trailer for Emerald "Saltburn" Fennell's Wuthering Heights movie starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi licking a wall (as seen above) has dropped today -- I shared the first one back in September and said what I needed to say and posted the gifs of shirtlesss Jacob already right there. The brief gist is I am hardcore Team Fennell and I can't wait for her to annoy all of you who aren't. Here's the trailer:
This movie isn't out until February -- do a double-feature with Pillion! -- so I'm surprised we're already getting a full-length trailer now, but I guess it's so they can play it during all the holiday releases. Anyway every use of red in this trailer made me orgasm -- and yes that's a lot of orgasm, and also yes nobody should probably sit next to me when I see finally this. For real though this shot below in particular seriously made me cackle withh glee -- this romance-novel nonsense is amazing. Amazing! I want it! (And I already bought the Charli XCX soundtrack on vinyl, which just went on sale today.)
Good Morning, World
It's been such a busy week for sexy-fella photoshoots that I've been sitting on these pictures of Alexander Skarsgård in Esquire for two days and only now getting around to posting them. Now normally I'd apologize to the talent I'm sitting on for taking my sweet time. But since Alex is allowing the studio to hold his "dom-com" Pillion hostage in the U.S. until February I will do no such thing. Yes yes I personally have already seen the movie two times -- and reviewed it, and sat ten inches away from Alex himself for a Q&A -- but I speak for the people. You people. You people who wants to see Alexander Skarsgard wearing a leather jumpsuit getting a BJ in a back alley. My people! Release the film! As a gesture of goodwill on my part here is the Esquire photo-shoot after the jump...
Wednesday, November 12, 2025
No Other Master
Much the way I end up wanting several different versions of posters every time a new Yorgos Lanthimos movie comes out -- and sidenote I can't believe I never linked to the big recent NYT article about Yorgos' longtime poster designer Vasilis Marmatakis, which can be seen here -- I feel the same every time a new Park Chan-wook movie hits. And sure enough his latest No Other Choice has cause for a buffet of movie art beauty. The one seen above is an echo of the main poster, previously posted here -- I already own a copy of that earlier poster but I would one hundred percent also like to buy the one seen here too. Sigh! And don't even get me started on the transclucent one that was being handed out at screenings of the movie in South Korea! I'd kill every person I love to just hold one of those in my hands! Aaaanyway why am I bringing up a movie I have 1) already reviewed out of NYFF right here, and 2) isn't actually out in limited U.S. theaters until Christmas? Because I got some super-powered star-fucking I am super-psyched to mention! I'm about to check another "breathing air with a favorite director" experience off my bucket-list tonight when I see this movie for a third time and it's followed up by a Q&A with Master Park himself! And his leading man, long time beloved hunk Lee Byung-hun, will be there as well! I AM SO EXCITED, YOU GUYS. I'll clearly be posting from it over on my Insta, so keep your eyes peeled there. Did you see my photos of Joel Edgerton and William H. Macy at a screening of Train Dreams last night? They're below if you missed 'em. Tis the busy busy awards-season time of year so expect more star-fuckery to come.
Some snaps of Joel Edgerton, William H. Macy and director Clint Bentley at tonight’s TRAIN DREAMS screening! #traindreams @Netflix.com
— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019)
Héloïse: Do all lovers feel they're inventing something?
A happy 47 to the great Céline Sciamma today. Do
yourself a favor and go watch this or Petite Maman.
Both masterpieces. You are welcome.
Sing Me a Song of Beautiful Men
Well here's some news tailor-made (heh see what I did there) for MNPP -- former designer turned movie director Tom Ford (now you see what I did there) has announced his next film and it's an adaptation of Anne Rice's book Cry To Heaven about 18th Century Italian Opera. None of those things are really the specific things that make this a tight fit onto our interests -- it's all about the cast, baby. Namely it will star (among others) Nicholas Hoult, George MacKay, Colin Firth, Paul Bettany, Mark Strong, Theodore Pellerin, Daryl McCormack and Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Phew! Several of those people have worked with Ford before: Hoult and Firth were both in A Single Man of course....
... sorry I can't mention that fact without posting that gif; it's written into my contract. And then Aaron Taylor-Johnson memorably wiped his ass while sitting on an outdoor toilet in everybody's favorite movie of the millenium Nocturnal Animals. Don't worry -- I am not sharing that gif. And the rest of those names will be served wonderfully by Ford's eye I have no doubt -- I especially can't wait to see how he shoots the outrageous angles of Pellerin & MacKay's faces. Oh and Daryl McCormack, who's just soooo dreeeeeeamy.
Wait what were we talking about? Oh right this is a movie. I have never read this Anne Rice book but one assumes that the big headline here is the person I have not yet named in the cast -- the singer Adele is making her acting debut in a movie about opera singers. I imagine she's the lead and all of these insanely good looking men will be circling around her? I don't know; maybe Tom will give her a light load on her first film and some of these gorgeous men will pick up the slack. Whatever. GIMME! Other names in the cast -- that kid Owen Cooper from Adolesence, Ciarán Hinds, Thandiwe Newton, Hunter Schafer, and Lux "sister of Pedro" Pascal. This sucker's loaded up yo!
Lee Pace Twelve Times
I don't know why I thought this morning's "Glen Powell's Butt" post would be the end of my Running Man posting this week since I offered up my brief opinion on the movie therein -- are you telling me the world doesn't move on once I've laid down my decree? Harumph! But I'll allow a sleazy photoshoot of Lee Pace -- I grant this permission to exist! It's for Bustle magazine and I haven't read the interview yet but if it's anything like the photos...
... then we're in for a real treat. (The above photo is cropped until I can find a better version without type all over it -- you know me and my OCD!) Anyway apparently Lee talks a lot about his wicked side coming out when he plays villains and uhh yeah I guess that's the idea. I was catively annoyed at how they had his face covered up like 90% (is that a spoiler? Yes he eventually takes the mask off) in The Running Man -- as good as the shape of him looks in his fetish gear in the movie we still want that face. Otherwise I start suspecting there's a stunt-man doing everything while Lee's off sipping chamomile in his trailer. Anyway instead of just talking about wanting to look at Lee let's do it! Hit the jump for this really very sexy photoshoot...
Good Morning, World
Yesterday I shared with you a couple of shots from the set of Edgar Wright's The Running Man where Glen Powell was seen running (heh) around in just a skimpy towel -- well I didn't think they'd give up these goods so quickly but in a set video on the film's Instagram account they show the moment where the towel drops and yup, it's just as meaty and delicious as I remembered it being.
For the record I'm not reviewing this movie so all I'll say is it's not great unfortunately -- as a big fan of the original movie who's also aware that it's not a great movie either, a proper re-working really could've been something. This movie's a big mess tonally, and the third act is absolutely butchered to the point where I had no idea what was even happening. It's really too bad. We deserve a nasty black-hearted satire about a game-show host ruining the world dammit! Haven't we earned that much in 2025 dammit? Anyway at least all of the supporting actors are having fun (Colman especially) -- and this isn't meant as any slight to Glen who obviously I enjoy looking at, but it's just a bad move to waste Katy O'Brian the way she's wasted here. You see her on-screen and you just want to follow her off on her story immediately. Alas. Here's that full video:
Tuesday, November 11, 2025
Just a Reminder...
... as we head into the holidays that if you do some of your shopping on Amazon (devil horns, pointy fork, evil incarnate) you can and should do it via MNPP's link here or in the right-hand column. That way at least a few of the pennies that are supposed to go into Jeff Bezos' plastic surgery funds get funneled over to mine. Well my pocket that is, not my plastic surgery fund. Although... ahem. Nevermind. But since we can no longer run advertising on the site because of all the dirty pictures this is the only way we make anything on everything we do here! That plus any donations made via PayPal, also in the right-hand column. Oh and you can buy my shit on eBay too of course! Point being it's all appreciated. (And speaking of dirty pictures, pictured above is Channing Tatum in the really very good film Roofman and we'll have more to come from there eventually.)
Pics of the Day
Two very important photos from the set of Edgar Wright's The Running Man were dropped online (via) -- having seen the film last evening let me just say that the towel sequence highlighted in the film's trailers are highlighted for good reason. Highlight reel (not to mention spank bank) material! Anyway if you haven't given me your opinion on yesterday's THR throuple poll click here and do that! (And click the images to embiggen a bunch!)
Joe Alwyn Fifteen Times
Besides the U.S. edition of GQ doing its annual "Men of the Year" issue -- which is where that sexy-ass Oscar Isaac photoshoot came from yetserday -- we've also got the foreign editions to contend with, and GQ Germany decided they wanted to have Joe Alwyn on their cover. (He is in Hamnet.) Or should I say, they wanted to have Joe Alwyn "shirtless with a horse on their cover" because...
... Joe Alwyn is shirtless with a horse on their cover. He's doing all sorts of things with the horse in the magazine -- okay maybe I should phrase things differently. He poses with the horse a lot. There is video of him with the horse. I feel as if I should stop saying "the horse" now but I can't seem to stop. I've already dragged us all into the gutter and it's not even 11am here yet -- so it goes. Hit the jump for Joe Alwyn and his horse stuff...
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