Next Year's Hokum

As dismal as the world seems in many ways right this minute there are reasons to be excited about 2026, and I'm choosing to focus on one of those right now -- namely the release of the new horror movie from Oddity director Damian McCarthy! Real horror nerds will also know his movie before Oddity -- the creepy-as-fuck haunted stuffed bunny thriller Caveat -- but Oddity really took him next level, and Hokum (which is what the new one's called, and golly it's a good title) looks to continue the trend. It's being released by current horror bellwether Neon for one (they've very much snatched the title from A24), and it stars the great and under-used Adam Scott for another. And now there's a teaser! Watch:

Hokum is out on May the 1st.

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Stand By Me (1986)

Chris: I'm never gonna get out of 

this town am I, Gordie?

Gordie: You can do anything you want, man.

Chris: Yeah, sure. Give me some skin.

Gordie: I'll see ya.

Chris: Not if I see you first.

RIP Rob Reiner. And thank you.

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Good Morning, World

Since Josh O'Connor doesn't take his clothes off in his role as the priest the latest Benoit Blanc mystery Wake Up Dead Man that landed on Netflix over the weekend, here are two gifs of him in a pair of period-appropriate boxer shorts in Kelly Reichardt's film The Mastermind. I think that one's been streaming on Mubi for a little while now? Anyway they're both good movies so do go watch both of them. And while you're at Mubi watch The History of Sound too! Make it a Josh O'Connor triple feature. (In related news -- anybody watch him on SNL? I did not but am curious if I should bother. Thoughts?) Any-what it's Monday, hi, hello, et cetera. Let's get to it!

Pierre Niney Six Times

Sexy French Gumby Pierre Niney has gifted us with some new modeling shots for the brand Lacoste, and obviously I must share them. Trying to remember the last actual movie I saw Pierre in -- actually I realize it wasn't that long ago as I got to see the 2024 version of The Count of Monte Cristo he starred in thanks to the annually outstanding "Rendez-vous with French Cinema" series here in NYC. Anyway I'm kinda surprised that nobody's stuck him in an American movie yet -- wouldn't he be a perfect fit for Wes Anderson??? He combines the living cartoonishness of an Adrien Brody type with Anderson's noted Francophilia -- somebody (Léa Seydoux, you up?) get those two in a room together stat. For now we'll just make due with him being hot stuff for the alligator brand after the jump...

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Support the Girls (2018)

Lisa: I can take fucking up all day, 

but I can't take not trying.

Eventually I'm going to run out of Support the Girls quotes to quote on the queen Regina Hall's birthday and have to use one from one of her other great performances, but that day is not today thank goodness! Because any day when I can bring up Support the Girls is a good one. I love this movie so fucking much! I love it so much I want to climb on the roof of the nearest gastro-titty-pub and scream it toward the nearest generic freeway! That's how much. Anyway bringing up Regina Hall just now has reminded me that when my alarm went off this morning I was in the middle of having a dream where I was winding through a maze of movie theater hallways desperately trying to get to see this year's best movie One Battle After Another again on the big screen. So that's where I'm at. For real though -- every time I re-watch the movie her performance, which is like 75% quiet reaction shots, digs deeper into my soul. We love you, Queen Regina!

I'm Not Mads, I'm Just Drawn That Way

One of my most anticipated movies of not just 2025 but the past several years is out today -- Pushing Daisies and Hannibal creator Bryan Fuller's Dust Bunny which stars Mads Mikkelsen as a hit-man who gets hired by a little girl (Sophie Sloan) who lives in his apartment building to kill the monster under her bed. You should go see it! I mean it! And I will have more words than that piddling bit of sage advice to share in order to convince you, just... not quite yet. My review's a little delayed due to a bevy of unforeseen circumstances (the sprained ankle I'm still dealing with is just one of them but it's had a helluva butterfly effect) but I will indeed be writing about the movie soon. Until then just take my couple of words for it -- it's a delightful, funny, rampaging charmer, clearly destined to be a cult classic for all those people adventurous enough to take a chance and wander into its weird little one-of-a-kind-world. Bryan is very good at making those! Anyway I've shared it before but here's the trailer, and stay tuned for more from me in the next few days on this wonderful, wonderful film.

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Good Morning, World

I guess Michele Morrone must've gotten jealous of the attention that his Another Simple Favor co-star Henry Golding's shower scene got and decided to one up Henry's perfect bouncy bum with this (admittedly shadowy) full-frontal photo in the recently released Dolce & Gabbana book that's nothing but Michele smut. this is a kind of battle we can get behind. That said they should probably wrestle, in the shower, in front of many cameras, to work it out. Make slow soapy erotic love not war, boys!

Today's Mood

I really feel as if Michael Shannon would be right down for making some good trouble with you if you asked him genuinely, and that's why I will love him forever. (More pics here.) Let's storm the barricades together, Mikey!

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Pieces (1982)

Student 1: Have you ever been laid on a waterbed?

Student 2: The most beautiful thing in the world is 

smoking pot and fucking on a waterbed at the same time.

Happy Lynda Day George Day to all who celebrate! When I do these posts I usually choose a quote from a character played by the person who's celebrating their birthday. But considering the fact that I will probably never in my life know what day the birthdays of the actors who played "Studennt 1" and "Student 2" in Pieces fall on, and yet that quote demands being a part of this series, I'm making an exception. And I used Lynda Day's most iconic Pieces moment to celebrate her birthday last year, as seen below. What a movie. What a FILM.

HAPPY 80 TO HORROR ICON LYNDA DAY GEORGE TODAY!!!

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) December 11, 2024 at 12:43 PM

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Good Morning, World

I first saw these photos of former Now Apocalypse beauty Avan Jogia a couple of days ago but since I never posted them here on the site (only on Bluesky) and since I needed something for this morning's "Good Morning" post, let's do this thing. The photos are for an upcoming Prime series called 56 Days, based on a book by Catherine Ryan Howard (anybody read it?) -- it's described as "an erotic thriller" (ooh we love those) about a couple of pretty young things (played by Jogia and Dove Cameron) who meet, fall into sexytimes, and fifty-six days later a mutilated corpse springs forth and (per usual) somebody's to blame. I think the big question is who is the corpse, if I'm reading this right? It's supposed to be him or her (which is unidentifiable due to the mutilation) and the show will untangle that mystery. Anyway we've worshipped upon the altar of Avan's beauty since that former Gregg Araki series mentioned in this post's first sentence so we'll be watching this when it premieres in February. I don't recognize a single other name involved but Avan's nuff!

Daryl McCormack Twelve Times

I re-watched the third Knives Out movie Wake Up Dead Man for the second time a few nights ago and I'm probably not writing up a long review of it but as I've said a couple times on social media (as well as the last time that I posted several Daryl photos right here) it's wonderful and my favorite of the franchise to date. That lands on Netflix on Friday so y'all will actually really be able to see it for yourselves after Netflix gave it one of their supposed "theatrical releases" (such bullshit). A single complaint: I suppose it's not a spoiler to say that he and Josh O'Connor never make out in it, and that blows. Opportunity lost, Rian! But if you close your eyes right now I bet you can picture them making out and for that you are welcome. Anyway let's celebrate the really good movie by sharing this recent photoshoot of the ever handsome Daryl in The Financial Times of all places; it's all after the jump...

A Big Bulging Sound

I don't think it will surprise many of you, given all the posting that I've done about it, that the gay biker BDSM romance (or "dom-com" as it's come to be known) Pillion will be one of my favorite movies of 2025. (And yeah I personally will be counting it as a 2025 release because it's being considered that way for awards attention even though it's really not hitting U.S. theaters until February.) Here is my review of the movie from when it screened at NYFF -- I've been relentlessly delighted by the film's press run, and done the posting to prove it. Anyway one thing I haven't mentioned is the music for the film from musician Oliver Coates, and that's a darn shame because I like the music a lot -- so let me seize onto this news that tumbled into my inbox today and do just that. The film's score is getting a digital release this Friday -- presumably you'll be able to listen to it at all the usual places you listen to music. But the even better news if you ask me is A24 is promising a physical release of the score (presumably that means my beloved vinyl) to sync with the film's official theatrical release in February! I don't know if the above art-work (which is for the digital) will be actually the vinyl's cover, but I sure hope it is. It's serving The Rolling Stones' infamous album Sticky Fingers, for real. (Which was photographed by Warhol -- I always thought it was supposed to be Joe Dallesandro but Wikipedia says there are several bulges vying for the esteemed honor.)

Charlie Cox Says Woof

Well shame on me for not keeping up with the Cox! I had no idea that Charlie had a new movie out today! (Alternately -- shame on Amazon and every streaming service for being so so very bad at advertising their wares. Especially to the very people who would be the loudest noisemakers about it!) It's called Merv and it's a rom-com about a seperated couple (the other half of said couple being played by Zooey Deschanel) who take their depressed dog on vacation only to fall back in love. And yes I kind of threw up in my mouth a little while writing out that plot, but y'all...

... Charlie let his body hair grow back so who gives a flying fuck what this movie is about?!?!? Not I! It's been so long -- dastardly Daredevil has kept his fleece fully defrocked for too long! We need cause to celebrate in the fall of 2025, every opportunity we can seize onto, and this is a wondrous one! So hit the jump for several more gifs and stills of our good good boy, if you please...

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Rohan Campbell's Feet Are Calling You

Movie distributors seem to really be going wild lately, and the delightfully perverted gimmick that the folks behind the Silent Night Deadly Night remake just dropped really takes the cake -- they're promising that they'll send you photos of lead actor Rohan Campbell's feet if you send them pictures of your ticket stubs for when the movie releases this weekend. You can get the specific details right here -- this is so fucking filthy, I adore it! Adore. Rohan you might remember from his thankless role in the last of David Gordon Green's Halloween movies -- at the time I tore that movie a new one but didn't have a bad word to say about Rohan, who I liked despite however godawful the movie around him was. Anyway while I enjoy the original SNDN it's certainly not a sacred object so I'm looking forward to this re-do, and this deliciously twisted gimmick has only made me happier to give them free publicity. The original was homoerotic too, after all! And this is some William Castle shit that would make John Waters proud! Here is the movie's trailer, which I don't believe I've shared yet:

And since y'all are here thinking about Rohan's tender parts now I will share three more photos of him from the top photoshoot right now right here after the jump...

12 Strange Little Girls Ahead

Heads up, Tori-heads! One of Tori Amos greatest albums that hasn't made its way to vinyl before is finally doing just that in February -- the 2001 record Strange Little Girls can be pre-ordered over on her website in 12 count em' twelve variants, each one representing one of the twelve characters she embodied for this concept album, which had her playing a different role for every song thereon. To be honest I've watched other artists release ridiculous numbers of variants of records like this and found it somewhat obscene, but in Tori's defense...

... it kind of makes sense with this album. It was built into its concept twenty-four years ago. (JFC I am ancient; dust practically.) I will give her this, even if just barely. She does includes a package deal if you buy all 12 but much as I love her I am not that fucking psychotic, so I went with the one seen up top for two fairly random reasons -- it's the character for the title track, and I always loved the "Satin Worship" shirt she's wearing in that image. Anyway if you happen to buy one and are a super-fan like me tell me which one you got in the comments! That said what I really want are vinyl releases of the two albums that came before this -- To Venus and Back and From the Choirgirl Hotel. Perfect masterpieces the both!

Good Morning, World

Am I being gay-baited by Heated Rivalry co-stars Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams and more importantly -- do I give a shit if I am? The answer to the second question is a firm, hard no. I never care.  For my entire life I've watched straight guys have a monopoly on the spectacle of straight girls making out at bars for their pleasure, and I want in on that sweet action. We're all consenting adults having a good time dammit! Let them eat cake! Let us all eat cake!

Okay these Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams chaps are OUT OF CONTROL #heatedrivalry

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) December 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM