Nice little treat today thanks to GQ France -- some suave man photos of actor Laurent Lafitte! He first caught our eyes as the "next door neighbor" in Paul Verhoeven's tremendous 2016 Huppert-vehicle Elle -- and sidenote holy shit that movie's turning 10 this year -- although looking back I'd definitely seen him in things before then like Mathieu Kassovitz's The Crimson Rivers and Guillaume Canet's Tell No One (apprently he only works for sexy directors!). And since Elle I've seen Laurent in the unsettling apocalypse-ish flick School's Out in 2018 and last year's big-budget smash The Count of Monte Christo. Still I don't see shoots of him popping up too often so this is a treasure. Hit the jump for the rest...
Wednesday, March 04, 2026
Good Morning, World
Okay it's been kinda Kit-heavy here this week but with Industry's fourth (and best to date) season coming to an end, right after having binged the entire run, it's appropriate. It's a Kit moment! A moment o' Kit! And what, I'm not going to post that specific photo seen above, shared by the series' creator Konrad Kay on Instagram? It's like you hardly know me. (click to embiggen)
Tuesday, March 03, 2026
Good Night, Mister Fancy Pants
Have I really not posted any of the photos of Jake on the set of his sis Maggie's imminent movie The Bride!, yet? I'm slippin' in my middle-age. Well here's probably the finest pair. And yes, as stated yesterday I have seen this movie. You'll have to wait a little bit for my thoughts though. I'm edging y'all a little longer but don't you fret -- it'll be worth every drop.
Today's Fanboy Delusion
Tody I'd rather be...
... taking it bareback with Jacob Elordi.
No I do not and I will not apologize for that dirty-minded insinuation. I said it and I meant it! Hit the jump for two more pictures of Jacob singeing the very pages of Harper's Bazaar...
Mason Gooding Twenty-Five Times
I was actually pretty surprised last week when Scream 7 came out (read my lonely loving review of that right here) and we weren't absolutely inundated with hot Mason Gooding photoshoots -- cheated! I felt cheated! I did post this one here on Friday but that was paltry in comparison to my needs so I'm glad that InStyle mag rectified the siutation a little bit today with an appropriately beefcakey take...
... on our favorite Scream version 2.0 survivor. And just to make sure since I don't think I've ever asked this before -- we are all on the same page that this nepobaby's way hotter than his dad, right? Mason is nepo-babying done right. Cuba never did much for me (although okay some of those locker-room scenes in Jerry Maguire I might've rewound and played in slow motion a few times) but Mason? Unff. Major unff. Hit the jump to unff yourself silly...
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
Old Joy (2006)
Kurt: Sorrow is nothing but worn out joy.
This movie, the first Kelly Reichardt film I ever saw, is turning 20 this year -- technically it premiered during Sundance 2006 so I guess it already did, but it didn't hit limited theaters until August. So feel free to throw your Old Joy themed costume parties then! We're here right this minute though because today is the 62nd birthday of the brilliant world-class filmmaker behind it. We love you, Kelly Reichardt! One of the all-time greats of American cinema, period.
Good Morning, World
Did y'all see the news that right now, as of this minute, there are zero plans to give Mona Fastvold's tremendous 2025 film The Testament of Ann Lee any kind of physical media release? That right there is some high bullshit if I ever saw some high bullshit. I say we riot in the streets until not only a 4K disc is released but also that goddamned glorious soundtrack of Shaker bangers is put onto vinyl as well. "Shaker bangers" haha, what a phrase. It sounds like the name of a rowdy detective on a CBS procedural. "Nobody runs from Shaker Banger, baby!" Ahem anyway Ann Lee's gay brother himself Mr. Lewis Pullman (who could totally play Shaker Banger now that I think about it) is on the cover of the new issue of Esquire and we've got the shoot, hit the jump for it (or else we'll send Mr. Shaker Banger here on your tail)...
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Monday, March 02, 2026
Behold Takashi Miike's Dead Body
I've long been lamenting the fact that Japanese director Takashi Miike's unyielding output is so overwhelming that it's futile business, keeping up here in the West where only one out of like every ten of his movies makes their way over. He's got 124 credits on his resume since 1991, which works out to be about three and a half projects (be they movies or T.V. or short films) every single year. He's like Rainer Werner Fassbinder, only alive. Also as as aside I also find it exciting that his next two projects are a Japanese version of the Bad Lietenant movies starring the gorgeous Shun Oguri...
... which is already in the can, and then, filming right now apparently, is a new horror movie starring Charli XCX! That's absolutely wild. But also that's not why we're here -- we're here because in a weird coincidence I ended up watching two Takashi Miike movies this past weekend without meaning to, and I wanted to direct you to one of them. The first one many of you have probably already seen before -- that was 2003's J-horror classic One Missed Call, which I watched because our pal Stacie Ponder of Final Girl fame had just talked it on the podcast The Evolution of Horror. That movie needs no talking up from me; it's a well-known blast. The second movie, though, that one I'd pre-ordered a blu-ray of ages ago and randomly pulled off my pile of movies to watch yesterday morning without even realizing it was a Miike movie until the end credits.
That movie was 2014's Over Your Dead Body, which just got a gorgeous release from the fine folks at 88 Films (although it's a Region B disc so only consider buying it if you've got a region-free blu-ray player; I can't speak to the quality of the U.S. blu-ray but that exists as well). Amazingly though I had never heard of this film when it came out, nor in the decade since then, and I'm genuinely bummed about that because I would've been singing its praises all these many years. It immediately became a top-tier Miike fave. Twisty and intelligent and sticky and meta as hell, it reminded me of everything from Kwaidan to Wes Craven's New Nightmare to Synecdoche New York and Drive My Car -- I thought it was a total stunner.
The film tells the tale of a theatrical company practicing their upcoming stage version of Yotsuya Kaidan, aka the most famous and influential Japanese ghost story of them all. A good majority of the film takes place inside the warehouse-like theater, with the actors on the stage often mingling with the behind-the-scenes technicians -- the film keeps switching between us watching the play being performed and their performances being filmed like a movie, so the audience disappears -- Miike keeps blurring slash erasing the lines between what's real and what's fake in gorgeously disorienting ways. (In that way it reminded me of the purposeful artifice of his wackadoo gay western Sukiyaki Western Django from 2007, which always felt more like a spin on Querelle than it did the Django in its title).
Anyway all of that's before you even get into the ways the actors' lives are intertwining with the story they're telling. If you're unaware Yotsuya Kaidan tells the story of a married samurai who wants to ditch his wife for a richer younger girl, and he gets some diabolical assitance in so doing thanks to his prospective in-laws, who're only too happy to poison the old wife so they can have a samurai for a son-in-law. Well as the actors are reenacting this story on the stage the leading man, who's partnered with his leading lady in real life, starts having an affair with his wife's stand-in. And let's just say the stand-in makes Nomi in Showgirls and Eve in All About Eve look like the pictures of sanity.
Calling this Miike's All About Eve is very much on point, though. One of my favorite moments in the film comes early on, when during a break one of the male actors admits to one of the female actors that he wishes that they could all live inside of the play -- pointedly this immediately follows them staging scenes where women are being treated like whores and chattel, abused and berated. The woman, a little stunned, says she's uhhh not so keen on that specific idea thank you very much. But that moment really gets to the film's thesis, I think -- it's about Japanese men (or you know, all straight men) romanticizing the patriarchy where they once had all the power; indeed the movie extends that to why stories like Yotsuya Kaidan keep getting told over and over and over again. It's about a neverending ritualization of the fantasy of abuse.
Of course Yotsuya Kaidan isn't that simple, given it's a ghost story where the wronged woman is able to enact some vengeance, and the ways in which Miike twists his meta narrative to his will are pretty delightful. And I don't want to spoil much more on it than I have already, so I'll stop here -- all I say is seek this movie out if you've never seen it. It's definitely a slow-burn and one of Miike's more subtle works... although using the word "subtle" given the number of decapitations on display does make me chuckle. Takashi Miike being subtle doesn't mean there won't be a ton of blood-spray!
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Pics of the Day
As I said just two posts down I watched some of the SAG Awards -- or The Actors, whatever, I don't care -- last night but switched over halfway through to watch the finale of my beloved Industry, which turned out to be an excellent decision. I'm on the record that I think Michael B. Jordan is the weak link in Sinners so I don't really understand that win at all, but whatever -- MBJ seems like a great guy and he's a genuine movie star so I get why people would want to reward him for such a big movie. I know the tide's turned on Timmy and it's super cool to hate on him these days but I personally think it's willful blindness to ignore how incredible he is in Marty Supreme. No Marty is not a "likable" character, but the second I start begging to watch likable people in movies is the day you can take me out behind the barn. Anyway the beautiful losers Timmy and Jacob Elordi were all over each other all night so we did win something! These photos.
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Ohhh Industry
Have I really never scavenged the song "Oh Industry" from my beloved Beaches for a post title about the show Industry before this? I have only been a fan of the show for a couple of months so I suppose it's possible and I'm too lazy to check so since I don't remember doing it that's good enough. Anyway Kit Harington was apparently kind enough to send off the fourth season finale by sharing (via) this shirtless gym selfie -- I mourn the end of another run of stellar episodes but I welcome my new lord and master, those soaked-with-sweat gray sweatpants he's wearing. Did y'all watch the final yet? I figure some of you were caught up with the SAG Awards (which I also watched some of until I remembered that Industry was happening) so I won't say anything spoilery. But if you have thoughts please share 'em in the comments. I think this was one of the best seasons of televsion I've ever seen, personally. Also:
IF MARISA ABELA DOESN'T WIN ALL THE AWARDS I SWEAR TO FUCK
— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) March 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Good Afternoon, World
Hey! You! It's me! I'm back from my screening I had this morning (see below), which I studiously told you of on Friday -- now let's see how posting goes...? I make no promises, but at least I have given you a little Hero Fiennes Tiffin (click to embiggen) to stare at whilst not doing so. Be back shortly! Probably! Probably? Probably.
Good Monday Morning #nowwatching
— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) March 2, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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Friday, February 27, 2026
Lots of Horror For A February Huh
Look at me -- giving y'all warning an entire three days in advance that I'll be in late on Monday morning. This photo of Jake looking weird slash hot (his specialty) during's yesterday's premiere duties for his sister's movie The Bride! (via) reminded me that I am actually seeing that film first thing Monday morning. So I'll be in after I do that. And then you'll be hearing my thoughts on that film some time after since it's out in one week! How exciting. Anyway for now this is the weekend of Scream 7, so if you go see that feel free to then come over here and tell me how wrong you thought my good review of it was there in the comments. Other than that -- try to stay sane this weekend! That's my only goal. (Psst I am failing miserably.) In summation: let's now fag out over Jessie Buckley's terrific fashion choice for The Bride! premiere -- I really love this entire look!
This is an excellent look for Jessie!
— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) February 26, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Mason Gooding Five Times
The fact that Scream 7 is getting twice as many bad reviews as the 2022 reboot did can be chalked up to a few factors, I think -- series fatigue probably, plus all of the bullshit that went down with its making definitely -- but I don't think it has as much to do with the movie itself because... babes there's no way this is worse than that 2022 movie was. I actually gave that movie a good review when it came out but subsequent viewings have proven that I was just high on the supply of having Ghostface back because that movie's a pile of shit in retrospect. I suppose that could account for the difference in Rotten Tomatoes percentages! Everybody's willing and happy to give a Scream movie a green tomato now... even when I don't think it's deserving. Cuz as I said yesterday in my brief and vague (i.e. unspoilery) review -- I dug the damn thing. I found it light on its feet and I'm looking forward to re-watching it. I guess we'll see where audiences fall -- it's going to make good money this weekend because franchise horror movies almost always do right out of the gate, but after that it's about word of mouth. I'd be sad if this one was the last one. Not because the franchise shouldn't end on this note, but because I want more still. So we'll see. Anyway here's the ever gorgeous Mason Gooding for Wonderland magazine (via) who basically simply deigned to show up again in Scream 7, smile, and then just melt me to goo in my chair. Hit the jump for the rest of the photos...
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
The Driver's Seat (1974)
Lise: If you think you're going to have sexwith me, you're very much mistaken.Bill: But I haven't had my daily orgasm.It's an essential part of the diet; an orgasm a day.If you miss a day, you have to have twothe next day and that gives me indigestion.Lise: I have no time for sex. I mean it.Sex is of no use to me, I assure you.Bill: But orgasms are yang!
The legend known as Liz would've turned 94 today.
Anybody seen this? I did last year and it's incredible.
In that weirdo over-the-top way of all her 70s movies.
Good Morning, World
I am seeing Cole Escola's comic theatrical juggernaut "Oh, Mary!" a second time in a few weeks -- one of my few claims to coolness is having seen it very early, well before it moved to Broadway, because I knew Cole to be a genius already -- because I had to see John Cameron Mitchell play the lead role; this was non-negotiable. I'd have loved to see everyone that's played the role since Cole left but JCM? No way I'm missing Hedwig as Mary. But I will miss seeing Dino Fetscher here in the role of Mary's Teacher (he's doing it in London) which I'm sad about -- not that I won't enjoy seeing Simu Liu in the role, but Dino... Dino is gay hunk royalty. Anyway he talks about that and other stuff in the interview attached to this gay hunk royalty photoshoot at 1883 Magazine, so check it. Or supposedly he does, I haven't read it yet. I needed to take some time with these photos. Phew! Hit the jump to take it all in for yourselves...
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