Wednesday, June 10, 2026

Happy Pride Month


Although it's only three posts deep to date -- and one of them are of the above same gif of Colman Domingo planting a big one on Josh O'Connor while doing press for Steven Spielberg's Disclosure Day, out this week -- I have got a "Happy Pride Month" thread started on Bluesky and I will hopefully continue to share personal highlights of faggotry from now til the end of the month. Stay tuned! Bookmark it! Please feel free to reply to it with your own! It's our month now, wha ha ha ha!!!

A Grand Buffet of Weirdness


I know a lot of people found Jack Dylan Grazer's character (and performance of said character) in Luca Guadagnino's We Are Who We Are series off-putting -- as I said at the time I personally found the both of those things very funny and very honest, like the anti-idealized Elio from Call Me By Your Name. Just a really properly annoying teen boy that I felt very seen by. (Weirdly Charles Melton brought up that series in that GQ magazine profile I linked to this very morning -- perhaps we can finally go back and reevaluate the show for the brilliance it was now?) Anyway Grazer plays a similar but slightly tamped-down version of that same role in the terrific Tribeca movie Ponderosa which I just reviewed out of the festival -- click here to read that. Grazer and the always fantastic and underappreciated Bill Camp make for quite the pair. I liked this movie a lot. One of the best of the fest, says me! We'll surely keep an eye out for its eventual release and will try to keep you informed.

I Want Your Trailer


As promised alongside the film's poster yesterday the trailer for Gregg Araki's new film -- his first in over a fucking decade! -- I Want Your Sex has arrived! I've done all this table-setting about ten thousand times over the years this thing's been barrelling towards us but since it's trailer-time I'll do it again: the movie stars Olivia Wilde as an avante-garde L.A. artist...

... and Cooper Hoffman as her assistant who she starts getting it on with. The film also stars Mason Gooding, Chase Sui Wonders, Daveed Diggs, Margaret Cho, Johnny Knoxville, and Charlie XCX, among many, many, and many more. Now watch:

I Want Your Sex is out on July 31st. You will be seeing it. No that is not a question or a request. I am getting into the whole dominatrix thing now and I am telling you. Pretend my heel is on your throat. That's a good boy.



Who Watches Rivals?


I have been well aware of the British series Rivals since it began airing in 2024 because I keep myself abreast of every move that Aidan Turner makes thank you very much. And yet I've only done one post on the show (here, and worth the click) and I've never watched a single episode? It seems as if every time a new episode airs I add more half-naked Aidan to the over-stuffed "Aidan Tuner" folder on my computer, telling myself I'll get to it eventually... and yet the above photo of Aidan and his well-proportioned co-star Alex Hassell rocking the world's tiniest shorts appears to be the thing that finally broke me. I gotta start watching this damn show already! Y'all tell me -- how is it? Opinions, thoughts, seventeen stanza poems devoted to Aidan's hirsute torso -- whatever ya got give it to me in the comments please and thanks.


Five Frames From ?






What movie is this?

Good Morning, Melton


I would not be lying if I told you that 2025 Me wakes up every single morning hoping for a new Charles Melton photoshoot to appear, so when I opened up my phone today and saw he is on the cover of British UK reenacting some Abercrombie & Fitch Quartlrly shenanigans... needless to say I was pleased. And I remain so! 

As if by bonus this photoshoot was conducted by photographer-turned movie-director Luke Gilford, whose queer rodeo movie National Anthem with Charlie Plummer was one of my favorites in 2023 (here is my review) -- can we get another movie please, Luke? And if it was an illicit Aught--era Frat Boy Romance starring Charles Melton I wouldn't be angry. Let's all hit the jump and for now just pretend it's a movie...

Tuesday, June 09, 2026

Who Wore It Best?


My first thought was that it'd probably be mean to Paul W. Downs, the Broad City and Hacks actor/writer, to do this poll since... well that Marky Mark Calvin Klein photoshoot is as iconic shit as iconic shit comes. And it's the kind of iconic gay shit that literally turned every single man who saw it gay, even if just for a sexy confusing split second. But Paul's the one who put himself in this position by doing this shoot for Paper Magazine. And he clearly loves showing off (and working out) his body, as displayed on both Hacks and Broad City via scripts for episodes of television that he himself was responsible for. And perhaps some of us look at Mark Wahlberg now and think nothing other than "racist weirdo" which is certainly more than fair. So I leave it to you people to decide, as always. Have at it!


Stacy Clausen Six Times


Since my review of the absolutely ace new horror flick Leviticus finally went up at Pajiba yesterday -- read that here if you missed it -- it feels like I can finally start ogling excuse me higlighting one of its handsome leading men, the 21-year-old Aussie actor Stacy Clausen here. If you watched the dumb-but-fun-enough shark-attack flick Thrash on Netflix recently you've seen Stacy already, he had a small role there, but him and his fellow leading man Joe Bird in Leviticus are so wonderful in that movie, and their chemistry is such a big part of why the movie works so well, that I'd be remiss not taking a moment to laser in some. Also... look at him. (via) Why couldn't I have had a high school boyfriend like this? Anyway Leviticus is out on June 19th! It is not to be missed! Hit the jump for more of the young Mr. Clausen...

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Michele: Remember the prom? You got so thin by then.
Romy: Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. 
That was like the best diet ever.

I think we all forget that The Devil Wears Prada stole its funniest joke -- "I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight." -- from Romy & Michele. And that should not stand! Well perhaps there is a sliver of justice in the world because just as DWP did this year Romy & Michele are finally, finally, fucking finally getting their sequel. (Although unlike Prada it's going straight to streaming but whatever - I will take it.) THR first reported it last night and once I calmed down and stopped doing the "Time After Time" dance routine eighteen hours later I finally sat down and wrote this post. It's great timing anyway since next year marks (excuse this pause while I take an inhale from my old person oxygen tank) the 30th anniversary of the original movie. Besides our beloved blonde Post-Its pair in the leads also set to return are Janeane Garofalo, Alan Cumming, Camryn Manheim and Julia Campbell, while Keegan-Michael Key, Rob Huebel, Breckin Meyer, Patrick Warburton and Nathan Lee Graham (from The Comeback!) are all joing the cast. But what of Justin Theroux? I know his character was an asshole, but a hot one...


I Want Your Poster


Behold the first official poster for Gregg Araki's I Want Your Sex, which hits theaters on July 31st -- also they're saying the trailer lands tomorrow so surely we'll cover that when that happens. I suppose, after Pillion, you can say that we've got our second dom-com of the year here! For now just enjoy your first but hardly last sight of adorable Cooper Hoffman all strapped up and loving it. And yes I have seen this and no I have not reviewed it yet -- I saw it at NewFest but I think there's a good chance I might wait to review it closer to its release, what with Tribeca weighing down heavy on me right now. I am watching so many movies right now! I think I have watched like 30 movies since I saw this movie ffs. I have already booked another press screening of IWYS so I can refresh my brain -- don't cry, is my point! You will hear from me on this movie, have no worries whatsoever.  About that, or about the movie. (Yes that is me hinting that I liked the damn thing.) (poster via)

I WANT YOUR SEX is Gregg Araki’s TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN! — a fucking hysterical and sexy blast

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) May 30, 2026 at 11:38 PM

Five Frames From ?





What movie is this?

Good Morning, World


I feel like there has been a lot of Patrick Wilson Working Out content making its way onto the internet over the past few weeks and months (bless you Cape Fear) but I guess in order to look like Patrick Wilson looks in his mid-50s then working out is how you're spending most of your time. I just feel blessed about the "making its way onto the internet" part because how else would we know about it? Imagine back in the day when we had to rely on carrier pigeons for this sort of thing. 

Today instead we're relying on a very handsome actor named Jimmy Nicholas (formerly of Chicago Fire) who's Patrick's "workout partner" (I basically had no reason to put that into quotation marks, but by doing so didn't your mind go places? Mine did) who shared all of these photos from a recent running experience with ol' Patty on his Instagram. That's him beside PW in the photos, if you can manage to make time to look askance once or twice. Hit the jump for the rest (oh and a very good morning to you)...

Monday, June 08, 2026

The Love That Dare Not...


Well here's one that I've been promising for ages and ages now -- I first saw Australian director Adrian Chiarella’s queer horror film Leviticus a few months ago when it screened at the "New Directors New Films" festival here in NYC and I shared a moving message from its director at that time, promising a review shortly. Although I also admitted I'd been having a hard go of it, writing-wise... cut to June! The movie played a second time here in New York at NewFest last week, and I'm glad I waited -- I'm glad I saw it a second time and I am glad I let my brain sort itself out ever, ever, ever so slightly, so I could get out of the film's way and try to do it some justice in my review. Because I found the film tremendously moving -- as a gay man almost fully ostracized from his religious family now of course I did. It was made for me. Literally for once. It's nice to be seen. Anyway my review went up today is my point, so click on over to Pajiba to read my thoughts. The film is out in theaters very soon -- June 19th! So you don't have long to wait. As much trauma as the film deals in I do think it finds hope and love by its end, and makes for a great Pride Month release. You should all go see it. I'm not sharing the trailer because I'm sure it gives away too much. Just trust me for once, dammit. 

Five Frames From ?





What movie is this?

Good Morning, World


There's nothing "morning" related about this new photoshoot of Idris Elba for GQ but since Idris Elba photoshoots are seemingly so rare these days I'm happy to have it this morning, and to share it. Although here's where I admit that until I read the article's headline I had absolutely no idea, zero point zero zero, that he is in the new He-Man movie? He's playing Man-At-Arms? Really? Do him and Nicholas Galitzine press their pretty lips together at any point? I mean I obviously didn't get to see the film (I would have but I had a conflict the night of the press screening) but generally it seemed like critics were pleasantly surprised while audiences stayed the fuck away and it flopped. I'll have to catch up with it on VOD at this point, since I'm so buried in Tribeca stuff right now. But it sounds like we've got another Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves sutation -- critics liking a purposefully silly flop -- and hopefully that'll lead to Cult Movie status. For them both! Anyway happy Monday and hit the jump for several more pictures of handsome Idris handomsoning a'plenty...

Thursday, June 04, 2026

Pics of the Day


Aww these pictures are sweet -- not sure of the original source for these photos but here are a pair of set photos Jamie Bell with his co-star Tom Andrews from the shooting of the (dare I say "legendary" gay sauna scenes in Richard Gadd's just concluded series Half Man -- and a good time was had by all! Okay I honestly don't know if any character on this show was ever having a good time, especially when sex was involved, but the actors look like they're having fun anyway! See my scant few posts to date about the excellent Half Man at this link -- I may've finished it a few days ago but it hasn't stopped popping into my head at the most random of moments since, which kind of feels like being punched in the gut if I'm being honest. As good as Gadd's proven to be at excavating trauma maybe for his own sake he should try something lighter next go? I don't want to have to worry about him. But then if I could write scenes specifically for Jamie Bell to have gay group sex in a sauana worthy of Jamie Bell actually taking the role and doing that I'd write whatever I'd think would make that happen too. In summation -- let's get Jamie an Emmy! He should have several awards at this point given his exceptional talent -- I mean he should have an Oscar for his work in All of Us Strangers alone, dammit. Anyway this will hopefully just be the start of the Bell-assaince...



Watch the Dancing Vampires


Are you excited that Interview With the Vampire is back for its third season? granted it's not called "Interview With the Vampire" now -- it's now called The Vampire Lestat since it's moved on to another Anne Rice novel, but whatever -- it'll remain Interview With the Vampire to me because I don't have brain-space for that shit. But yes I am excited and so should you be -- all the word is very good, which makes sense since the first two seasons of the show also ruled. The show drops on Sunday. Anyway let's get to my real reason for this post -- the Tribeca Film Festival kicked off last night and I am running to a screening this afternoon so for the next couple of hours it'll be quiet. I will be back. I think. I should be, unless my office decides to close early while I'm out (always a possiblity on a Summer Thursday when we've got a Summer Friday ahead) but that decision is beyond my means of foretelling. For now just stare at the Dancing Vampires until you find yourself getting sleepy, sleepy, sleepy...

All Araki All the Time


I mentioned in passing last week that over the weekend I would be seeing Gregg Araki not once but twie in person over the weekend thanks to 1) a screening of the new 4K restoration of Mysterious Skin at IFC Center, and 2) a screening of his new movie I Want Your Sex at NewFest. Saying this happened "over the weekend" doesn't even cut it -- it all happened within the span of a few hours on Saturday. (And that doesn't even count the few minutes I spent standing directly next to him outside the venue for the latter -- we was all up in each other's business that day! Anyway I took a couple of videos of all of this business that I posted on Instagram but hell, I should share them here too. Right? Right. Above that's Gregg and actor (turned Oscar-nominated director) Brady Corbet talking about the making of Mysterious Skin for a few minutes; below is Araki introducing I Want Your Sex. And P.S. yes I will be reviewing IWYS soon enough, but for now feel free to enjoy this spoiler-free gay goodness...

Five Frames From ?





What movie is this?

Good Morning, World


I can't believe I almost forgot about this shot in Fuze, director David Mackenzie's weird little action-thriller starring Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Theo James -- Aaron's world-class bum laid out for us and I totally spaced. Just tells you what kind of a head-space I'm in I guess. 2026! One hell of a year y'all. Anyway at least we have that gif to show for it. For my previous posts on Fuze click here -- I kind of liked the movie? I like that you think it's going to be this generic thing but then it is not, at all -- I'm just not sold that all the twists it takes make total sense. It gets a little silly but hell, give me silly over boring any day. Especially with Aaron and Theo around.(and taking their clothes off). If they'd added a sexy component -- if everybody had been boinking each other like in certified masterpiece Wild Things -- we coulda had a real camp classic on our hands. When will these straight filmmakers learn...