Wednesday, July 03, 2024
Good Morning, World
Wait there is a show about naked Dominic Cooper getting spanked and I am not watching it WTF pic.twitter.com/SJrv2b2pSW
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) June 27, 2024
... I gif up the scene where Dominic Cooper (who is also on the show) gets his beautiful and long-time MNPP-beloved arse spanked. But sometimes you want to save things for a day when you really need them. Today what I need is Eddy Bluemel reenacting the scene of Nicholas Clay outdoor-showering in Lady Chatterly's Lover -- granted this one's not quite as explicit as that one, but what could be? Honestly only literal pornography could be, since that scene is so legendarily over-the-top. And it would be cruel to ask anyone to compete with Nicholas Clay anyway. But do hit the jump for more of Mr. Bluemel doing his part anyway...
Tuesday, July 02, 2024
The Real Gay Cowboys
Zane Phillips Two Times
Good Morning, Owen Teague Twenty-Two Times
Monday, July 01, 2024
Arnaud Valois Sixteen Times
Femme For Home
Good Morning, World
Thursday, June 27, 2024
Let's Hear It For The Paperboy
Good Morning, World
Wednesday, June 26, 2024
Joe Keery Five Times
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
Black Bear (2020)
Allison: I figured if I never learn how to cookthen I would never become a housewife.
A happy 40th birthday to Aubrey Plaza today! I don't remember much about Black Bear except I liked it and Christopher Abbott was (per usual) sexy in it -- I should give it another watch. It is one of those movies that got lost in the pandemic (it premiered at Sundance in January of 2020, and then... well you know what "and then") and didn't get much attention after that. Anyway we love Aubrey, of course we do, but let's be real -- the real reason we're going out of our way to wish her a happy birthday today is so we can scream about John Waters' currently-in-the-air return to filmmaking -- he wants her to star in his adaptation of his book Liarmouth, and she wants to do it, but nobody's yet given them the budget to make it. This would be a killer birthday present for Aubrey! And for me too -- my birthday is in just a couple of weeks and this is also what I want!
NETFLIX GAVE JERRY SEINFELD SEVENTY FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS TO MAKE A FUCKING POP TARTS MOVIE https://t.co/tzsLvBgugR
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) May 27, 2024