Mr. Irrelevant is out on Christmas Day.
Hit the jump for a few more gifs I made...
Monday, September 14, 2026
The David Corenswet Jock Movie
Lee Pace Nine Times
Oh I was hoping that some outtakes from Lee Pace's Flaunt magazine photoshoot that we shared last week would reveal themselves -- and voila! More Lee revealed! We have Lee's stylist Michael Fisher to thank for sharing -- one can never have too much Lee. And since the man is thirteen feet tall it's a literal statement -- just when you think you've reached the end, there's more Lee! Anyway we must seize upon the good things these days and Extra Lee is always that -- and that's why I included some of Lee's photoshoot for Variety last week as well after the jump...
Pic of the Day
I didn't get to see The Screener at Sundance because I covered Sundance virtually this year and hey whaddya know they weren't passing out screeners for a series that's about a screener leaking and causing total chaos in Hollywood. But sexy mofo Jim Cummings -- the man behind this series as well as the films Thunder Road, The Wolf of Snow Hollow, and The Beta Test, and an adorable MNPP fave -- is premiering the series in L.A. later this month and went and crafted some bespoke posters for the event here that made me smile. Am I smiling because he's making me, by association, think of him naked? I'll never tell. (Because I don't need to. Duh!) But I do really want to see The Screener so hopefully soon! I have enjoyed all of Cummings' work to date. (Well okay except Halloween Kills but that wasn't his fault.)
Good Morning, World
Did y'all see the news that Cole Escola's "Oh, Mary!" has been filmed for HBO? This is tremendous news but I'm a little sad it wasn't the stage version where Dino Fetscher here plays the teacher character. At least Dino was kind enough to share the above picture from his dressing room (via) to give us a little window into his own, you know, personal process. Happy Monday!
Friday, September 11, 2026
Say Good Night, François
In front of book-shelves, no less! The nerve! (via, thx Mac) Aaaanyway I don't know about you but I'm extremely thankful for this week to be over -- my mood has vacillated between bereft and savage with only brief moments of anything even resembling sane. It's all just a lot, you know? I know you know. I keep telling myself we're in this together and I should do my best to deliver wit and distracting gratuitousness to help us collectively dig ourselves out of the muck -- some weeks it's just easier than others and this has not been an easy week. Next week, as foretold earlier, NYFF press screenings kick off for me and there's going to be fits of silence about as I dive in with my whole ass -- I'm ecstatic to have proper shit to distract myself with because I think part of this week's problem has been that I have spent a lot of it just staring into the yawning, ever yawning, abyss. That's no good. That's what pictures of François Arnaud standing in front of book-shelves are supposed to fix dammit! Okay I'm done. Have a good weekend. Oh and go buy some of the shit I listed on eBay if you have a moment and the inclination. I have added tons of great film books this past week! Kthxbye.
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
The Fury (1978)
Cheryl: Good lord, Pam, if you'rethat nervous, why don't you masturbate.
A happy 86 to the legend Brian De Palma today.
I Walked With a Black Zombie
One of the best movies that I saw at the Fantasia Fest in Montreal back in July was Maya Annik Bedward's horror documentary Black Zombie, which takes a glancing look at the subject of race via the eating-brains genre -- I wrote up my thoughts right here. And happily y'all didn't have to wait long to see it -- it's out in NYC and LA today! I imagine it will play some other places too, or perhaps hit streaming instead -- if I see that news I will share it. But if you're in either of thoise places go see it this weekend! It is super.
ETA oh also available today -- one of the year's best horror films Mārama just landed on Shudder! I wrote some very brief thoughts on it at this link -- if the phrase "Gothic Maori" doesn't make every nerve-ending of yours tingle and immediately run to Shudder then I cannot comprehend you. This movie is also getting a physical media release thanks to Vinegar Syndrome -- in case you missed that here's the link. Fuck Obsession, this one is so much better.
Good Morning, World
You can join the DSA here.
Also, as long as politics are up in our faces this morning -- hey, it's 9/11! As a person who watched the towers burn from the ground and spent that day waiting to find out if my friend who worked in them had survived (he did thankfully) I pretty much have a "shut the fuck up about 9/11" attitude at all times, but especially on anniversaries. My boyfriend had "Trying To Forget" buttons made a decade or so ago and that's deeply my vibe as far as 9/11 goes. I hate this day, I hate being forced to see pictures and videos of it for weeks on end, I hate listening to Republicans pretend they're patriotic and not fascist pigs (that last bit is evergreen). If Hasan Piker's bulge is what it takes to distract me from all of this bullshit so be it.
Thursday, September 10, 2026
Lee Pace Ten Times
I've been sitting here most of today thinking today was going to be a real bust, post-wise -- not much news was presenting itself and I haven't been feeling particularly inspired. Thankfully here at the last minute our favorite pie-maker swooped in and stripped off some clothes for Flaunt Magazine -- bless you for approximately the ten billionth time, Lee Pace!
Not that Lee has to remove clothing to make our joints ache. Good grief he's a god among men. I haven't seen the Practical Magic sequel that he's promoting (I only just saw the first one last week!) but a good friend of mine saw an early screening and immediately texted me that Lee is naked in it so, you know, there's one reason to see it. But hit the jump for all these Flaunt photos for the time being...
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
Totally F***ed Up (1993)
Steven: Shit, it's hot!Andy: Greenhouse effect. Acid rain, nuclear dumping,no ozone left, the whole planet's a goner.
I give it another five years max.
A very happy birthday to the icon James Duval today!
Good Morning, World
Why are there like ten famous guys who look exactly like this right now? Not that I mind. I like this look. But I couldn't tell you which is which. Well except that I happen to know that this one here is Jack Innanen from the T.V. series Adults and I've really started to think I should watch Adults. The little bits I've seen around have made it seem very funny and good god could I use funny right now. So I ask y'all -- do you watch Adults? Is Adults funny?
The Boys From Belorado
Hey remember that movie La Bola Negra that I told y'all about last week when the first teaser trailer dropped? The really gay Spanish one? Yeah in related news I am heading out to see... some movie... right now. What movie? Who knows! Nobody will ever know. (I'm not humble-bragging -- I actually don't know if I am embargoed or not.) Anyway in continued related-or-not news La Bola Negra will be in U.S. theaters on October 16th before hitting Netflix after that. Just saying! Have a good night!
Wednesday, September 09, 2026
Hope in 200 Words or Less
Kind of astonishing that a movie that careens towards three hours is able to keep you hyperventilating on the edge of your seat for quite as long as Na Hong-jin's South Korean blockbuster does, but Hope is a rare breed -- a pile of pedal-to-the-metal monster-mayhem that obliterates any questions or doubts you might have before they can properly form in your head. Is there some extremely dodgy CG? Oh hell yes. Does it never let up long enough to let you know who any of its characters are? Oh double hell yes. I just complained about the same stuff in Adam Wingard's Onslaught a few days ago and yet somehow Hope, at three times the length of that film, is three times the movie even with the same deficits dangling about -- it's just that unlike Onslaught, which revels in showing us things we've seen before Xeroxed to lifelessness, Hope is constantly showing us things we've never seen before. Not this way. It's kind of like the opening scene of Bong Joon-ho's The Host meets Mad Max: Fury Road -- it's a breathless monster of a movie that will blow your hair right back.
Quote of the Day
"It’s so standardized that AI can step in because there’s not real storytelling,... It’s mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome AI to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it’s ad nauseam. When it’s ad nauseam, please, please, please let AI step in and do the job.”
We've seen so many exceptional talents, from Paul Schrader to Darren Aronofsky to Steven Soderbergh (ugh), expose their shittiness to embrace A.I. slop -- so when I first saw the words "Herzog" and "A.I." in the same title I winced for a moment, expecting horror. But no per usual Herzog's The Man. Thank goodness. Read about it here.
Dom Daddy Andy
The race for Best Actor at the Oscars this year seems super stacked, even to this here Oscar-agnostic -- everybody from Matt Damon for The Odyssey (please no) to John Malkovich in Wild Horse Nine to Robert Pattinson in Primetime to Jack O'Connell in Ink and on and on. But the most interesting one to me (sight unseen still, mind you) is Andrew Scott in Elsinore, which just premiered at Venice and made Oprah cry in the street -- one because dear Andrew should have fucking won for All of Us Strangers and he wasn't even nominated. (Who, me bitter?) But two: as long as I've been writing this site I've been wondering who might be the first out gay to win an acting Oscar -- when I started it was really just Ian McKellen out there, but then there was Ben Whishaw (who I nicknamed "Our Great Gay Hope") and now we've got even more options including Andrew Scott yes but Colman Domingo seems possible these days as well. Or somebody could come speeding out of nowhere, of course -- there are enough out people acting these days to make that a possibility too! Golly things've changed. Anyway...
Gay Rights is getting to create your own TV series where Andrew Scott spits in your mouth
— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) September 8, 2026 at 12:58 PM
... I'm not really here because of all that. Oscar talk was just the "respectable" chatter I could exploit befor segueing into our real reason for being here, which is the super sliutty clip that's been making the rounds of Andrew Scott in the upcoming series It Gets Worse. (More about the show here.) What, I'm not going to post this filth? My god. If Andrew can win an Oscar the same year he speaks the sentence "You're just a hole for Daddy" on-screen that would be more than I ever could've imagined being possible way back when!
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