Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Halfway To Timmy's Happy Birthday Suit


Aww it was very kind of TImothee Chalamet to drop some "vintaje" photos on his Insta today as his personal gift to me and me alone for this here my birthday -- what a gent, a gem, a king among men. Truly, I'm honored. In all seriousness this will be it from me today as I go off to truly and fully celebrate me (aka go see a press screening of the new I Know What You Did Last Summer movie) -- if anybody wants to drop a "Happy birthday!" in the comments or donate to the MNPP fund via here or go buy some of my many many many things for sale on eBay right here I'm accepting all venues of appreciation. Thanks to all who've already sent a happy day wish -- it means a lot! Bye now!


Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

...scooching Anthony Ramos over in the ice bath.

Did anybody watch Ironheart? Ramos dumped a pile of behind-the-scenes photos and videos on his Insta yesterday including the ones seen here, reminding me that I might want to watch that show. I know, I know - superhero shit is decidedly unpopular with the majority of my tasteful MNPP readers and I get it; I just mostly admire the genre's ability to put hot men front and center. Anyway after just getting back from running a few errands in the wretched filthy and disgusting heat of NYKC I'm not even being foremost pervy when I say I want to climb into that ice bath with him -- I just need to cool the fuck down. I hate having a birthday in the center of summer! I don't want to celebrate -- I just want to lie down and die.


Nightmares & Fire: Criterion's Month of Violence


Every year October always has my favorite releases from the Criterion Collection -- I think it's the meeting of them ramping up for the holidays plus lots of horror because of Halloween? Anyway they've just announced their October 2025 releases and once again -- my god it's the good shit. Kicking it off they've got Ken Russell's hallucinatory 1980 gem Altered States, which is one of my personal faves -- peak William Hurt turning into a neanderthal after dosing himself with too much psychology? What's not to love? It's Russell at his most bonkers... well okay it's hard to quanitfy "most bonkers" when it comes to Russell but this one's up there. Can't wait to take this in in 4K -- it lands on October 21st.

Next up Guillemo Del Toro's tremendous 2021 noir-carny vision Nightmare Alley is finally finally getting a physical media release (it's a Netflix joint so it hasn't before this) -- I know reactions to this were mixed but I loved it, it's one of my favorite of Del Toro's movies, and I am of the mind that Bradley Cooper gives his best performance to date in it. (aAnd given how much I soured on him otherwise over the past couple of years that's saying something.) Then there's the one title this month I'm unfamiliar with -- Mexican director Arturo Ripstein's 1996 melodrama Deep Crimson -- anyone know it?

Then there are the inevitable 4K upgrades of discs they've released before, but man oh man are these a wild duo of masterpieces -- David Lynch's Twin Peaks prequel Fire Walk With Me and  Georges Franju's 1960 horror classic Eyes Without a Face. You can't go wrong with either of those, which besides being perfect are both gorgeous to look at and will no doubt stun in 4K. Oh and then there's a double dose of David Cronenberg joints -- his most recent film The Shrouds (which hasn't gotten nearly enough love if you ask me) and his 2006 neo-noir A History of Violence. The latter has quite the surprising cover -- personally I love it but I feel as if it might be divisive? Thoughts?


Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Love on the Run (1979)

Liliane: You can't make everyone else 
pay for your rotten childhood.

Not to bring up my birthday yet again (oh who am I kidding -- I'll bring it up in every post today if I can manage it) but that quote from this movie really feels aimed straight at me today. Sigh, fine! Fine, Francois Truffaut. I'll try to keep that in mind. Anyway as foretold back in April Criterion's 4K upgrade of their box-set of Truffaut's five Antoine Doinel movies arrives today! This is very exciting for me personally because I've always wanted to see all of these but only ever seen The 400  Blows. When Luca Guadagnino was talking up doing a series of movies about Timothee Chalamet's character Elio in Call Me By Your Name he brought up this series every time -- despite the entire Armie situation I still hold out hope that could happen. Elio can exist without Oliver! Okay okay I'll set that aside for the moment. Who's seen all of these? Anybody? 



Five Frames From ?






What movie is this?

Good Morning, Me


It's my birthday and I'll post this dangerously sexy photoshoot (via) of Dune: Prophecy and Dangerous Animals hunk Josh Heuston if I want to -- somewhat random since I don't think he's promoting anything except his hotness right now, but I'm sold. And it being my birthday -- have I mentioned it's my birhtday -- I'm going to take it somewhat easy today and I had this shoot right on hand. Why am I even making excuses for posting these photos? Look at him, for god's sake. Hey Josh if you wanna pop outta my cake this evening I wouldn't be anrgy. Hit the jump for the entire shoot...

Monday, July 14, 2025

Luca Wants Koch


It seems as though Luca Guadagnino has finally cleared the deck and chosen what his next movie project will be -- Artificial, his movie about the true life tale of Sam Altman the founder of Open A.I., already had Andrew Garfield and Anora's bald beauty Yura Borisov onboard when we checked in on it last month. But today Deadline reports that Cooper Koch, the great gay up-and-comer from Swallowed and that Menendez Brothers show and those great Calvin Klein ads, has also just joined the cast. No word on who anybody is playing yet but this one really seems set to roll soon by all accounts. And let's hope that Luca keeps casting off of the names in MNPP's sidebar! Anyway it's nice to see Luca hiring actual gay talent since lord knows he's gotten some shit for not doing so very often. And who knows perhaps they'll love each other and this could be a stepping stone toward that American Psycho remake (which Cooper has openly campaigned for), if that ever becomes reality.



Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Chuck & Buck (2000)

Buck: We could play that game where I stick my dick 
in your mouth, and you stick your dick 
in mine... Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck!

A happy 25 to Mike White's original masterpiece!
I've been worshipping this weirdo king every day since. 
I should start the campaign to get this movie
a Criterion release now that Gregg Araki's trilogy happened.
Can you believe it's only on an out-of-print DVD? WTF.

Five Frames From ?





What movie is this?

Good Morning, World


It only seemed right the Monday after Superman opened to revisit this moment of David Corenswet rocking a pair of tighty-whities in Ryan Murphy's Netflix series Hollywood, which was how I came to love him (no I never watched The Politician because I am allergic to whatshisface). Click here if you missed my review -- generally I enjoyed it! The comments on that review spell another story but I think we can all agree -- David Corenswet in tighty-whities am I right? (Also did you see that blink-and-you'll-miss-it shot in Superman of his enormous super ass in his work suit? Good grief. Cinema!)


Thursday, July 10, 2025

A Murder of Bots


I realized a couple of weeks ago that the time when I get right home from work and am feeling my most existentially aghast might be better spent catching up on some T.V. shows than the usual habit of staring into yonder abyss. And so that's how I caught up with the shows Murderbot as well as (finally) Squid Game -- well I'm only halfway into season two of the latter but I plan on binging it through this weekend to catch up. Anyway I'm enjoying both series (save the weird homophobia that Squid Game keeps mucking about with) so I was very happy to hear today's news that Murderbot has officially gotten a second season renewal. Anybody else watching Murderbot? S'good right?

Supes of the Day


There's a scene very early on in James Gunn's Superman that is the best scene in the entire movie. And as good as the movie is -- and it's perfectly good! -- one wishes that one scene had been the template for all of the scenes around it. It's the scene where Clark Kent (David Corenswet) and Lois Lane (Rachel Brosnahan) fall into each other's arms in the comfort of her apartment, safe from prying eyes -- we quickly learn that the sarcastic banter the two have perfected at work in the Daily Planet is a cover for their downlow relationship (of three months), and the Lois in this movie is fully aware that Clark is Superman's disguise. She starts ribbing Clark for publishing easy interviews with his alter-ego in their paper, and so he playfully suggests she interview him this time. 

This being Lois f'ing Lane though she chooses to ignore Clark's patronizing tone and snatch at the opportunity to interview the biggest story in the world, relationship or not -- she does warn him, but he's Superman right? We've already seen him at this point take mega-punches from flying monstrosities -- surely he can handle some questions from a mere lady reporter. (That's not me talking -- you can clearly, and to the film's benefit, see Lois bristle at Clark's condescension.)

What follows is a wallop of a scene where we watch two entirely game actors slapping dialogue and actual (can you believe it) ideas back and forth at one another like a verbal Wimbledon -- it's the best action scene in the movie and it's basically two people sitting on chairs the entire time. Corenswet and Brosnahan have mega-chemistry, and what the characters are debating -- the reality of what Superman's god-like powers mean in a complicated world with borders nad laws -- sets the and tone and the story's main thrust for everything that comes after it. Point being: whoever came up with this scene deserves an enormous raise.

If all of Superman had adhered to that emotional and intellectual coherence this film would be a stone-cold insta-classic -- it's sure got a pile of great ingrediants and ideas bouncing around. The cast is pretty much head to toe wonderful -- I'll admit Christopher Reeve and Margot Kidder will always be the Clark & Lois I picture when somebody asks me to picture Clark & Lois but the two here are far and away the best iteration of the greatest couple in comic-dom that we've seen since then. 

So it's truly a shame that after this scene the two barely share the screen again for the rest of the film! The Donner films (and a few television series since then) knew that Superman works best as a romance-story --  as much as the villainous Lex Luthor (here played with delightful relish by a spit-flecked Nicholas Hoult) has come to represent Superman's greatest antagonist it's the relationship with Lois, as our cynical but hopeful representative of humanity, that really beats the Big Blue Boy Scout's heart. 

And it's not that Brosnahan doesn't get stuff to do in the meantime. While the hero is off fighting kaiju and slipping into pocket dimensions she's working with what she's got to straighten out the world and it ultimately integral to its saving. And perhaps Gunn didn't want the film to solely define her in relation to Clark & Supes -- I get that. But there's no denying the film feels its most alive and meaningful when all its extra stuff (so much extra stuff) gets swept aside and it focuses on that heart. And one does wish they'd found a way to really anchor the movie around that more consistently.

But still -- a perfectly good time. Whenever the John Williams' theme swept in my tear-ducts spontaneously erupted, and adorable Krypto more than earns his keep. It's not that there's anything absolutely terrible on hand that I can point to here -- well except that maybe a couple of girly girl characters on-screen come off as an eensy bit misogynistic. It's more just a lack of focus that turns out to be Gunn's Kryptonite. How much of that is the no-doubt-suffocating pressure to reboot an entire Cinematic Universe being heaped onto him I'll leave to the business-side pundits -- as for Superman, the movie itself, it's not a fatal glitch in the matrix. But it is a Trojan Horse that splits everything at its seams somewhat. I guess that's just the movies in 2025 though -- nothing can be just itself. Everything's gotta be everything to everybody. Superman most of all.


Five Frames From ?






What movie is this?

Good Morning, World


It's been awhile since Miguel Ángel Silvestre fed us this well so enjoy it while it's here -- the former Sense8er stripped to his skivvies for a new Armani beauty ad and I made us some gifs for our Thursday morning rituals. Hit the jump for all of those plus the video itself...

Wednesday, July 09, 2025

Boys in the Badezimmer


The classic 1980 German queer flick Taxi Zum Klo (aka "Taxi to the Toilet") is celebrating its 45th anniversary this November -- although it didn't hit the U.S. until October of 1981 where it played the New York Film Festival and oh to've witnessed some truly surprised biddies in that audience -- and so they've gone and given it a 4K restoration! And one does wonder why the 45th anniversary is so special but I suppose that's just how it worked out timing-wise.   Anyway! Said restoration will be getting a theatrical roll-out and it's premieiering here in NYC at the Metrograph on August 1st. So we've got that poster above (great poster) and the trailer down below to share. Not sure where it heads after NYC but this link should eventually prove helpful in figuring that out. Can you believe I only saw this movie the first time a few months ago? I'm a very bad gay.


A Penn Badgley Break


I feel attacked.

Five Frames From ?






What movie is this?

Who Wore It Best?


I realize that I ended yesterday with a "Which is hotter?" poll between Superman stars David Corenswet and Nicholas Hoult so this is getting redundant but whatcha gonna do when Supes himself posts side-by-side photos of himself and Nicky sporting (generally) the same outfit? Yes he did it as a joke but we still have to ask!


And also, and more importantly, this gives me the perfect excuse I was looking for to post the several more photos of Nicky at the premiere yesterday in his leather pants that dropped. Far be it from me to deny a gallery of such splendor. Hit the jump for them....

Good Morning, World


A picture like this of model and sometime actor Nyle DiMarco (via) almost fools me into thinking that the season known as summer is a good thing -- but then I remember how I spent a few hours wandering the streets in between screenings yesterday willing myself to die from the heat and I snap out of it. But good job, Nyle. You almost had me. (click to embiggen)

Tuesday, July 08, 2025

I'm Just Gonna Leave...


... this photo of David Corenswet and Nicholas Hoult (in leather pants!) at the Los Angeles premiere of Superman here for your viewing enjoyment whilst I run off... dare I say like a bird or like a plane? Yeah I'm going to see Superman now. Here is a poll to also help you pass the time until you can hear my thoughts (aka the only thoughts that matter):