Theo James Eleven Times

I am having a real stare at the wall blankly unable to conjure a single solitary thought kind of day, which kinda sucks since I've got shit to accomplish but whatcha gonna do when the dumb strikes you but ride the wave and hope your brain comes back to you. I'm sure one of these times it won't and honestly I say bring it. Don't you just get tired of thinking so goddamned much? Yet the stick up the ass of it is when a day like today comes along and I cannot for the life of me think anything of substance I'm not able to enjoy that and veg out, blissfully ignorant -- no I'm just sitting here beating myself up. So that's what I want to go away -- the caring! 

Anyway none of this has anything to do with this new photoshoot of Theo James for GQ obviously -- I am not trying to make any sort of commentary on his intelligence rather yea nor nay. I am just rambling. It's my blog and I'll ramble if I want to! That said, I would like to stop rambling now. So yeah, have a great weekend, try to turn your brains off but maybe not all the way, and hit the jump for all there is to be had of our sweet golden boy Theo...

Thursday's Ways Not To Die

Soulm8te (2026)

I considered throwing the disgusting half of this scene behind a page-jump but you know what? The site's been too yuck-free lately -- we needed to bring some yuck. I miss the yuck. So there's the yuck! Enjoy! Anyway -- speaking of not yuck -- the minute I learned that my Daredevil crush Arty Froushan was in the M3GAN spin-off Soulm8te I knew I would be watching Soulm8te...

Oh I guess the M3GAN spin-off SOULM8TE got dumped onto streaming amzn.to/4fU7kcz so obviously it's high-quality! That said I will probably still watch it because hey look Arty Froushan

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) August 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM

... and you know what? I'm glad I did. As far as 2026 movies reveling in the "crazy girlfriend" trope I'd rather watch this trash than I would the critical and box-office hit Obsession -- at least Soulm8te doesn't pretend to be something it's not. Still, as much fun as I had with this incredibly dumb movie, I do feel a responsibility to point out that the "that bitch" genre of bro-horror is tip-toeing itself back onto the scene and we should all do our part to shoo that shit back into the Aughts. Shoo, misogyny, shoo! Okay now that we have solved sexism, hit the jump for links to the previous ways not to die...

Five Frames From ?

What movie is this?

Good Morning, World

I had a totally different post prepped for this morning but that went fast into the trash-can (okay not really -- I'll post it on Monday) when I saw that Charles Melton was once again melton-ing my face off with a new photoshoot. This time it's for GQ Korea (via) and more of these might be to come, we'll keep our eyes on this particular prize per our usual obsessive behavior. I've probably said this before -- hell I've been doing this for so long I've probably said it a dozen times -- but the best thing to come out of the internet (a list that's actually gotten smaller with time, sadly) is access...

... to incredible edible magazine spreads like this from all over the world -- I mean, remember when we just got plain old regular American GQ and had to be happy with that? No more! Thank you, Al Gore! (Sigh -- even in jest I shouldn't mention his name because he represents the moment the timeline split into shit.) Wait! None of that! Just good, happy, beautiful beefcake-y thoughts! Hit the jump for the full shoot (including a big ol' pile of gifs)...

Is It Getting Bitter In Here Or Is It Just Me

I know I've posted the above poster for Pedro Aldmodovar's upcoming Bitter Christmas -- which has already come out in lots of places on "the continent" but which will be premiering here on "this continent" at TIFF and then NYFF -- before, because I fucking love that poster. That is a good looking poster, and I would like to buy a copy of it. Alas it seems they've switched over to the poster seen down below which is good, it's fine, I probably would've loved it more if I hadn't already seen the above superior poster. Also knowing this movie used to be called Autofiction, a much better title, makes me wonder what's going on with Pedro right now. You okay, friend?

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Anyway while I've avoided any reviews of the film so far I have gotten the vague impression that reception to it has been cool -- have any of you fine folks seen it already? I know you're a worldly bunch. That said I'm pretty excited to be off to a press screening of this movie right this minute, so stay tuned. But if we're being honest the Pedro Almodovar thing I am most excited about this fall is Almodovar Art, the big fancy (and perhaps seriously over-priced) hardcover book that's hitting your local corner book-shop in just a few weeks! I keep checking to see if the price has dropped yet and nope -- it's almost 700 pages so I get the high price-point but come on, some of us Almodóvar fans are poors! I'm going to have to put on a bob wig and large sunglasses and shoplift this bitch under a red trenchcoat like a classic Almodovar character woulda.

10 Seconds In Heaven

Let Jonathan Bailey take you away.

Five Frames From ?

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Good Morning, World

Dunno if this is a regular feature for Vogue but they photographed Charles Melton and his dog Neya, a gorgeous husky girl, including an interview about their love -- titled Dogue of course. My mom is a husky lover so I've been around a lot of them and man is Neya pretty -- I suppose a man as pretty as Charles would have to have a dog as pretty as Neya. Pretty things roam in packs! A general rule. Hit the jump for all the photos...

Devils & Archers

Given it's the buzziest restoration of.. well "the year" doesn't even seem sufficient even though we've only known about its existence since May when it played Cannes -- it's got to be the buzziest restoration of the decade. Anyway given the fact that everybody (including yours truly) is losing their heads over the new re-cut & restoration of Ken Russell's The Devils it's not at all surprising that this is leading NYFF's just today dropped list of "Revivals" screenings -- it would have been one hundred more times shocking if it wasn't there (even though the restoration's one week theatrical engagment lands a whole four days after the fest ends). So yes...

IT IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG @filmlinc.bsky.social #NYFF

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) August 18, 2026 at 11:08 AM

... we are excited about that. But there's an entire list of movies playing, and I'd be remiss if I didn't call attention to the other, less buzzy but just as stunning of a whopper that is, unlike The Devils, actually having its World Premiere at NYFF...

... and that is the brand new restoration of Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger's 1950 film Gone To Earth. I have never seen this one and that sounds for the best because apparently producer David O. Selznick took it away from the men who made the masterpieces The Red Shoes and Black Narcissus and cut it up all to hell, and it's only been available in this butchered version for the past 75 years. Until now, thanks to one Marty Scorsese and editing icon legend and genius Thelma Schoonmacher, who besides all of those professional titles was also married to the late Michael Powell. The two of them oversaw a meticulous reconstruction of the filmmakers' never-seen version -- basically we're getting a new movie from the Archers! Holy hell! Here's how NYFF describes the film (and if any of you have seen the old version, share in the comments!): 

"This restoration miraculously brings Powell and Pressburger’s Technicolor version of Mary Webb’s novel back to life. Jennifer Jones stars as the free-spirited, nature-loving Hazel Woodus, a woman who refuses to bow down to her father (Esmond Knight), the spiritual clergyman (Cyril Cusack) to whom she is betrothed, or the reckless squire (David Farrar) who desires her. Jones gives a career-best performance in The Archers’ glorious tribute to the otherworldly landscapes where Powell’s father grew up. "

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Hot Comes Home

Do I have your attention? Or are you perhaps distracted? Eyes up here, yo. News dropped this morning about the Heated Rivalry home video release -- I love using the phrase "home video", it's so deeply out of date -- and say your thanks because the first season of the hot hit show's hitting 4K + blu-ray + DVD on November 24th. Pre-order it here. Below is a picture of the full set for the 4K Collector's Edition and they totally made it looks like a retro gay porn videotape which is completely and totally hysterical, I love it. (See, my "home video" comment wasn't coming outta nowhere.) Anyway I've got all the deets from its press release after the jump if you so desire...

Today's Mood

Okay every day for the past ten years has basically felt like Sally at the end of Texas Chain Saw Massacre, so what makes today so special? It's August 18th aka the day in 1973 the film's title card tells us that the events of the movie take place on. Suitably here in New York it's as humid as a frog's rectum -- I hope where ever you are the blood would congeal to your broiling flesh like a sticky oblivion as well. That's my wish for you today.

 

Good Morning, World

I wasn't going to post Colman Domingo's new photoshoot for Flaunt magazine because I'm not a fan of most of the clothes they have him swaddled in -- but then I saw the above photo and decides I really like that outfit at least, and then there's Colman himself, so okay. I will post it. Well part of it. I could not with a few of the pictures, the clothes are too bad. But the acceptable stuff (aka the other shots where he's not wearing a shirt), that I brought. Hit the jump for them to jump-start your Tuesday...