Monday, March 02, 2026

Behold Takashi Miike's Dead Body


I've long been lamenting the fact that Japanese director Takashi Miike's unyielding output is so overwhelming that it's futile business, keeping up here in the West where only one out of like every ten of his movies makes their way over. He's got 124 credits on his resume since 1991, which works out to be about three and a half projects (be they movies or T.V. or short films) every single year. He's like Rainer Werner Fassbinder, only alive. Also as as aside I also find it exciting that his next two projects are a Japanese version of the Bad Lietenant movies starring the gorgeous Shun Oguri...

... which is already in the can, and then, filming right now apparently, is a new horror movie starring Charli XCX! That's absolutely wild. But also that's not why we're here -- we're here because in a weird coincidence I ended up watching two Takashi Miike movies this past weekend without meaning to, and I wanted to direct you to one of them. The first one many of you have probably already seen before -- that was 2003's J-horror classic One Missed Call, which I watched because our pal Stacie Ponder of Final Girl fame had just talked it on the podcast The Evolution of Horror. That movie needs no talking up from me; it's a well-known blast. The second movie, though, that one I'd pre-ordered a blu-ray of ages ago and randomly pulled off my pile of movies to watch yesterday morning without even realizing it was a Miike movie until the end credits. 

That movie was 2014's Over Your Dead Bodywhich just got a gorgeous release from the fine folks at 88 Films (although it's a Region B disc so only consider buying it if you've got a region-free blu-ray player;  I can't speak to the quality of the U.S. blu-ray but that exists as well). Amazingly though I had never heard of this film when it came out, nor in the decade since then, and I'm genuinely bummed about that because I would've been singing its praises all these many years. It immediately became a top-tier Miike fave. Twisty and intelligent and sticky and meta as hell, it reminded me of everything from Kwaidan to Wes Craven's New Nightmare to Synecdoche New York and Drive My Car -- I thought it was a total stunner. 

The film tells the tale of a theatrical company practicing their upcoming stage version of Yotsuya Kaidan, aka the most famous and influential Japanese ghost story of them all. A good majority of the film takes place inside the warehouse-like theater, with the actors on the stage often mingling with the behind-the-scenes technicians -- the film keeps switching between us watching the play being performed and their performances being filmed like a movie, so the audience disappears -- Miike keeps blurring slash erasing the lines between what's real and what's fake in gorgeously disorienting ways. (In that way it reminded me of the purposeful artifice of his wackadoo gay western Sukiyaki Western Django from 2007, which always felt more like a spin on Querelle than it did the Django in its title). 

Anyway all of that's before you even get into the ways the actors' lives are intertwining with the story they're telling. If you're unaware Yotsuya Kaidan tells the story of a married samurai who wants to ditch his wife for a richer younger girl, and he gets some diabolical assitance in so doing thanks to his prospective in-laws, who're only too happy to poison the old wife so they can have a samurai for a son-in-law. Well as the actors are reenacting this story on the stage the leading man, who's partnered with his leading lady in real life, starts having an affair with his wife's stand-in. And let's just say the stand-in makes Nomi in Showgirls and Eve in All About Eve look like the pictures of sanity.

Calling this Miike's All About Eve is very much on point, though. One of my favorite moments in the film comes early on, when during a break one of the male actors admits to one of the female actors that he wishes that they could all live inside of the play -- pointedly this immediately follows them staging scenes where women are being treated like whores and chattel, abused and berated. The woman, a little stunned, says she's uhhh not so keen on that specific idea thank you very much. But that moment really gets to the film's thesis, I think -- it's about Japanese men (or you know, all straight men) romanticizing the patriarchy where they once had all the power; indeed the movie extends that to why stories like Yotsuya Kaidan keep getting told over and over and over again. It's about a neverending ritualization of the fantasy of abuse.

Of course Yotsuya Kaidan isn't that simple, given it's a ghost story where the wronged woman is able to enact some vengeance, and the ways in which Miike twists his meta narrative to his will are pretty delightful. And I don't want to spoil much more on it than I have already, so I'll stop here -- all I say is seek this movie out if you've never seen it. It's definitely a slow-burn and one of Miike's more subtle works... although using the word "subtle" given the number of decapitations on display does make me chuckle. Takashi Miike being subtle doesn't mean there won't be a ton of blood-spray!


Pics of the Day


As I said just two posts down I watched some of the SAG Awards -- or The Actors, whatever, I don't care -- last night but switched over halfway through to watch the finale of my beloved Industry, which turned out to be an excellent decision. I'm on the record that I think Michael B. Jordan is the weak link in Sinners so I don't really understand that win at all, but whatever -- MBJ seems like a great guy and he's a genuine movie star so I get why people would want to reward him for such a big movie. I know the tide's turned on Timmy and it's super cool to hate on him these days but I personally think it's willful blindness to ignore how incredible he is in Marty Supreme. No Marty is not a "likable" character, but the second I start begging to watch likable people in movies is the day you can take me out behind the barn. Anyway the beautiful losers Timmy and Jacob Elordi were all over each other all night so we did win something! These photos. 


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Ohhh Industry


Have I really never scavenged the song "Oh Industry" from my beloved Beaches for a post title about the show Industry before this? I have only been a fan of the show for a couple of months so I suppose it's possible and I'm too lazy to check so since I don't remember doing it that's good enough. Anyway Kit Harington was apparently kind enough to send off the fourth season finale by sharing (via) this shirtless gym selfie -- I mourn the end of another run of stellar episodes but I welcome my new lord and master, those soaked-with-sweat gray sweatpants he's wearing.  Did y'all watch the final yet? I figure some of you were caught up with the SAG Awards (which I also watched some of until I remembered that Industry was happening) so I won't say anything spoilery. But if you have thoughts please share 'em in the comments. I think this was one of the best seasons of televsion I've ever seen, personally. Also:

IF MARISA ABELA DOESN'T WIN ALL THE AWARDS I SWEAR TO FUCK

— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) March 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM

Good Afternoon, World


Hey! You! It's me! I'm back from my screening I had this morning (see below), which I studiously told you of on Friday -- now let's see how posting goes...? I make no promises, but at least I have given you a little Hero Fiennes Tiffin (click to embiggen) to stare at whilst not doing so. Be back shortly! Probably! Probably? Probably.

Good Monday Morning #nowwatching

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) March 2, 2026 at 9:36 AM

Friday, February 27, 2026

Lots of Horror For A February Huh


Look at me -- giving y'all warning an entire three days in advance that I'll be in late on Monday morning. This photo of Jake looking weird slash hot (his specialty) during's yesterday's premiere duties for his sister's movie The Bride! (via) reminded me that I am actually seeing that film first thing Monday morning. So I'll be in after I do that. And then you'll be hearing my thoughts on that film some time after since it's out in one week! How exciting. Anyway for now this is the weekend of Scream 7, so if you go see that feel free to then come over here and tell me how wrong you thought my good review of it was there in the comments. Other than that -- try to stay sane this weekend! That's my only goal. (Psst I am failing miserably.) In summation: let's now fag out over Jessie Buckley's terrific fashion choice for The Bride! premiere -- I really love this entire look!

This is an excellent look for Jessie!

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) February 26, 2026 at 11:36 PM

Mason Gooding Five Times


The fact that Scream 7 is getting twice as many bad reviews as the 2022 reboot did can be chalked up to a few factors, I think -- series fatigue probably, plus all of the bullshit that went down with its making definitely -- but I don't think it has as much to do with the movie itself because... babes there's no way this is worse than that 2022 movie was. I actually gave that movie a good review when it came out but subsequent viewings have proven that I was just high on the supply of having Ghostface back because that movie's a pile of shit in retrospect. I suppose that could account for the difference in Rotten Tomatoes percentages! Everybody's willing and happy to give a Scream movie a green tomato now... even when I don't think it's deserving. Cuz as I said yesterday in my brief and vague (i.e. unspoilery) review -- I dug the damn thing. I found it light on its feet and I'm looking forward to re-watching it. I guess we'll see where audiences fall -- it's going to make good money this weekend because franchise horror movies almost always do right out of the gate, but after that it's about word of mouth. I'd be sad if this one was the last one. Not because the franchise shouldn't end on this note, but because I want more still. So we'll see. Anyway here's the ever gorgeous Mason Gooding for Wonderland magazine (via) who basically simply deigned to show up again in Scream 7, smile, and then just melt me to goo in my chair. Hit the jump for the rest of the photos...

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

The Driver's Seat (1974)

Lise: If you think you're going to have sex 
with me, you're very much mistaken.
Bill: But I haven't had my daily orgasm. 
It's an essential part of the diet; an orgasm a day. 
If you miss a day, you have to have two 
the next day and that gives me indigestion.
Lise: I have no time for sex. I mean it. 
Sex is of no use to me, I assure you.
Bill: But orgasms are yang!

The legend known as Liz would've turned 94 today.
Anybody seen this? I did last year and it's incredible.
In that weirdo over-the-top way of all her 70s movies.





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Good Morning, World


I am seeing Cole Escola's comic theatrical juggernaut "Oh, Mary!" a second time in a few weeks -- one of my few claims to coolness is having seen it very early, well before it moved to Broadway, because I knew Cole to be a genius already -- because I had to see John Cameron Mitchell play the lead role; this was non-negotiable. I'd have loved to see everyone that's played the role since Cole left but JCM? No way I'm missing Hedwig as Mary. But I will miss seeing Dino Fetscher here in the role of Mary's Teacher (he's doing it in London) which I'm sad about -- not that I won't enjoy seeing Simu Liu in the role, but Dino... Dino is gay hunk royalty. Anyway he talks about that and other stuff in the interview attached to this gay hunk royalty photoshoot at 1883 Magazine, so check it. Or supposedly he does, I haven't read it yet. I needed to take some time with these photos. Phew! Hit the jump to take it all in for yourselves...

Thursday, February 26, 2026

You Two Had a Nice Friendship


I have no idea why Regal is screening a certain little movie called Call Me By Your Name in theaters today -- for a second I thought we'd reached the 10th anniversary but somehow, insanely, that's next year. But I'm not complaining -- I grab at any chance to slip back into the sweet summer ryhthyms of Luca's romantic masterpiece any chance I can get, just as Elio grabs at any chance to slip back into the sweet summer rhythms of his favorite lil' fruit friend. Point being I'm leaving early today to go see CMBYN on the big screen for... well I lost track but we're definitely somewhere between 25 and 30 times now. It's been a couple of years since I've re-watched the movie at all so I'm hoping this viewing will gift me back some of the much needed escapism I luxuriated in during the similarly awful stretch of 2017 when it was released. Fingers crossed. And as always you can catch up on my writing on this movie at this link, which was... extensive. let's just call it extensive haha. See you tomorrow, peach-lovers!

GRAB THEM 🍑🍑 TODAY IS THE DAY

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) February 26, 2026 at 2:12 PM

James McAvoy Eight Times


Hilariously I literally let out a "Jesus Christ" when I first set eyes upon the above photo of James McAvoy -- yes I've been on Team Jim ever since he yanked down his yellow shorts and showed us what he's made of in The Last King of Scotland (what, am I not predick-table) but I've been surprised to find myself to be finding him hotter and hotter as he ages. Maybe it's the fact that we're aging together -- we're basically the same age -- or maybe it's the fact that he's really leaned into his inner horn-dog lately. But whatever it is it's working. He's really popping with an, uhh, let's call it a "provocative energy". 

I think I really took note of it circa Atomic Blonde? God he's a horny devil in that sexy-ass movie. But, I mean, LOOK at the last photo I posted of him here on this website! Dude is feeling it these days and so are we. (Anytime, James!) Anyway my projections and stirrings aside (although come on, those are the main basis, the thrust if you will, for this damned forever-running over-sharing website), this new photoshoot pops all on its own thanks to its color scheme -- these photos are for Empire magazine where Jimmy's their cover boy talking his directorial debut, and his long storied career in general, read it here. Or just hit the jump and rollick in the silky daddy smoothness of our favorite Scotsman...

This Call's For You, Sidney


I'm not going to get too thick into the weeds of the extra-filmic horrors that plagued this latest Scream movie except to say right up-front fuck the producers at Spyglass Entertainment to hell for firing Melissa Barrera for speaking the truth about Israel's ongoing genocide. Anybody who wants to boycott this movie because of that is right on -- in fact here's a good site where you can donate to aid for Palestinians; feel free to spend your money there instead of on tickets for this movie. That big bag of bullshit and Barrera's right to the freedom of speech to express such correct and necessary thoughts are far far more important than any slasher franchise.

Now... spinning around to give the movie a good review feels a bit turncoat, I'll own that. But what can I say -- I enjoyed the damn thing. You can feel the return of Kevin Williamson's voice -- this movie is simple, straightforward, and a shit ton of fun. Scream 7 feels like a return to the first two movies in that it's got that old-school buzzing energy to it -- genuine tension in the stalking scenes, a heap of nerdy callbacks to the past movies (Williamson apes several shots in the original, a movie I've seen so many times now it's fully burned into my brain, so I probably am well past being able to be fair and balanced here). 

It's also got some extreme gore, which I've seen some people pin onto the writers from the last two movies being on-board here but I dunno -- does no one remember Drew Barrymore's intestines hanging out as she hung from a tire-swing for her parents? The first movie has its gnarly-ass moments. Indeed one of the kills here feels like a mash-up of that with a scene from part 2 -- okay I could geek out about this sort of thing for awhile because there are a million references mixed up in here, but that's either 1) not fun for you or 2) it would be fun for you so I should leave you to experience it in the movie theater. So I'll refrain from going down that road. That said there's also a sequence that feels positively The-Burning-esque in its quick and bloody kill-count, which had me giddy. 

But I'm glad I'm not tasked with writing this up anywhere except here on my own little site so I can be as vague as I want to be on all of this -- no need to force myself to explain the plot or ruin any surprises. There's Sidney (Never Campbell), there's a Ghostface (or two), there's a bunch of teenagers getting knives plunged into their bellies while Sidney goes ape-shit with her gun-love (I remain uneasy with how much this franchise sees guns as instruments of heroes). I will say that the motive, when it's revealed, delighted me -- it's a perfect fit for the francise and very very funny. 

And that's the whole of it. I had fun. I left the theater with the same high I had from the first couple of films, which -- I didn't deeply hate the last two movies, not entirely (okay five was pretty bad but the last one was okay) but the magical Williamson touch was very much missing. You feel it, watching this. I've only glanced at the other reviews but I saw the opening Rotten Tomatoes score which is Not Good so I guess I'm going to be an outlier on this. Whatever. I'm right, of course.



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Good Morning, World


While this obviously doesn't reach the highs of the skin game that Kit Harington's been playing on the fourth season of Industry to date -- see here and here and here for what I speak of -- I'm still never going to say no to a glimpse of Kit's stellar stems and snug boxers. Plus it gives us the opportunity to play our own game, that of Yay And Nay -- as in "Yay Industry got renewed for a fifth season!" and "Nay it's also going to be the final season." Admittedly I only came to the series over these past holidays so this probably makes me part of the problem, but I have spent the past couple of months trying to be part of the solution dammit, sreading the holy gospel of it's awesonemess far and wide. Mmm wide like Kit's thighs. Sorry I too get distracted by my own images. Anyway the show is incredible, thanks to everyone who convinced me to watch, although let's be real -- it was the promise of Kit doing gay shit that pushed me over the egde. So to speak. Ahem. And then he did so gay shit last week! Edging be gone! Same goes for this post -- hit the jump for a couple of gifs from the above scene...

Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... sand surf and staching 
with vintage Giancarlo Giannini.

I watched the 1965 proto-giallo Libido last night, which stars a baby Giancarlo as the son of a suicided sex-fiend who returns to his ancestral home only to find all that bad shit bubbling back up. This was Giannini's very first film and you can tell he's going to have a long career already, grounding the outlandishness of the plot with real sadness and anger amongst the silliness.

He's great! And so is that picture up top of him somewhat later in his career that I stumbled upon while looking him up while also watching the movie, as I'm wont to do with movies while at home now. Anyway Radiance just put out a great blu-ray of this movie so check it out if you dig the giallo vibe -- the last act is super bonkers with a series of rug-pulls that reminded me of no less than the masterpiece that is John McNaughton's Wild Things. And I posted a spoilery bit from the movies final moments on my Instagram Stories if you just want a taste of the outrageousness. 

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Zola (2020)

Stefani
: Hey! Money, titties, money titties!

Zola is such a masterpiece. Masterpiece! Riley Keough and Taylour Paige both should've been Oscar-nominated. Anyway a very happy birthday to director Janicza Bravo today! Can't wait to see what she does next as I've loved both of her feature films so far (the other being Lemon in 2017, reviewed here).  She's been working on TV since Zola came out -- directing episodes of Them and The Bear and Poker Face, among many others -- but I'd say our pateince has worn thin. Hand this woman the money for her next feature, yo!


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Good Morning, World


Our Now Apocalypse pretty boy Avan Jogia is advertising his wares now that he's got a new series on Prime called 56 Days -- anybody watching it? Actually anybody watched it -- I think the entire run of episodes was dropped all at once so maybe you're already done with it. I am not! I haven't even begun, but I do think that I'll probably watch it at some point, for reasons displayed in all their glory up above. Anyway! I am running late this morning. Let's get to it.