Monday, August 03, 2026

Kelvin Harrison Jr. Seven Times


The year or so ahead for the great Kelvin Harrison Jr. looks like a big one -- he's got a role in the next Hunger Games movie, he's starring in a new biopic of Jean-Michael Basquiat (from the director of Luce!), he's in Michael Gondry's upcoming musical about Pharrell Williams life, and -- best of all to me -- he's in the new movie from the Zellner Brothers, the filmmakers behind the glorious weirdnesses of Kumiko the Treasure Hunter, Damsel, and Sasquatch Sunset! That one is called Alpha Gang...

... and it's got an over-the-top killer cast including Cate Blanchett, Dave Bautista, Doona Bae, Riley Keough, Chris Pine, Lily-Rose Depp, and Léa Seydoux, and it's described thus: "Alien invaders, in the form of a 1950's biker gang, are sent on a mission to conquer Earth." SIGN ME THE EFF UP, YO. It's playing TIFF so y'all who pay attention to what's playing TIFF probably already knew about this, but it came as news to me as I checked out Kelvin's IMDb page after remembering I had this photoshoot of him (via) sitting on my computer waiting to be posted. Which has now been accomplished! Checked one teensy thing off the ten mile long list. Hit the jump for them all... 

I Want Your Brainsss


I considered waiting a little bit for another review of mine that is dropping later this afternoon, but what the hell -- not being patient guarantees me another post today and given the case of the Murky Mondays my head's currently swimming in that's not a gift I should side-eye. And linking to two reviews in one post is already a bounty, a bouffet -- then you add on half-naked Mason Gooding and -- I feed you people well dammit. That photo is one Mason himself shared from his behind-the-scenes experience making Gregg Araki's I Want Your Sex, which my review of dropped at Pajiba on Friday. Read it right here. Surprising nobody I loved it -- do I wish that one of the many mentioned Grindr hook-ups that Mason's character kept talking about happened on-screen? Duh and durrr. Of course. But then there's a scene where Mason's in short running shorts and a half-shirt and I remember Gregg Araki always feeds us well too. 

The other review of mine that dropped over the weekend was another one out of Fantasia Fest -- click here to read my thoughts on the horror doc Black Zombie, which ingeniously speaks about the undead-genre through the lens of Haitian and American race history. It's a terrific doc about The Movies -- as I say in my review it's yet another one that throws all the money I spent on getting a Film Studies degree in college into a big fire-pit; what I probably spent an entire sememster's worth of thousands of dollars on you can now see in a compact and fun little documentary. No I am not bitter, you're bitter. Great movie though! And as I said at the top -- stay tuned, I've got another Fantasia review dropping shortly...

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

True History of the Kelly Gang (2019)

Ned Kelly: My wish for you, my dearest child, is that all the coarse words and cruelty I have related in these pages seem queer and foreign to you, like some strange tale from an ancient world. But if they do not, and you, like I, have suffered from injustice at the hand of oppressors, remember that you are a Kelly, and never forget that you were mine and that you were loved. Whatever they write about me, whatever names I am given or whatever falsehoods are attributed to me, know that much is true. So go out into the world and make of it what you wish. Write your own history. For you are my future now.

A very happy birthday to Mr. Essie Davis himself, the great Aussie writer-director Justin Kurzel -- we're huge fans of his movies which have been non-stop dissections of modern masculinity and its various elaborate grotesqueries. I am ashamed to admit that I still haven't watched his Jacob Elordi series The Long Narrow Road to the North -- have any of you? I mean...

... how have I not watched this yet? Between that and Kelly Gang and Fassbender in Macbeth -- our man knows how to make men look gorgeous when he wants to, and disgusting (Snowtown, Nitram... also the Kelly Gang) also when necesarry. That should wor well if his next project ever starts filming -- I told you about Burning Rainbow Farm all the way in January 2025 but it still hasn't filmed; not sure what's up with that. It will tell the true story of a gay couple who boult a stoner utopia in Michigan in the 90s which became embroiled in a war with the government, and it was set to star Sebastian Stan and Leo Woodall. The people demand this movie happen dammit!


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Good Morning, World


I find myself in the strange position of rooting for Aaron Pierre here's new superhero series Lanterns to succeed without actually having any desire whatsoever myself to watch it -- I guess we'll wait and see how the reviews are and/or how many times Aaron appears shirtless to make a definitive statement on that but yeah.. even if I did think the new Sipder-Man movie was pretty good (and I did) I am still plenty superhero'd out at the moment. But I love Aaron and he's overdue becoming a proper star and if anybody was created in a lab to be a superhero -- I mean, look at him. He's extraterrestrial perfection. Anyway hello and happy Monday -- these photos of Aaron are from GQ (read his chat at that link) and I've got the full beauty barrage after the jump...

Thursday, July 30, 2026

Would That It Werwulf So Simple


Yesterday while I luxuriated in a full day of "Scary Movies" screenings the fine folks at Focus Features dropped the gorg new poster for Robert Eggers' Werwulf -- and star Aaron Taylor-Johnson might be far more nude than I was but he's decidedly less luxurious, twisting himself into knots one assumes mid-transformation. It is, as with all things Eggers touches, simple yet exquisite -- carving a myth down to its old-school fundamentals. That curs-ed hand in front of the moon will be giddy-making for any monster-kid, meaning that yes I have already dug around looking to see if they're selling this print yet. (No they are not.) Still plenty of time given the movie doesn't drop til Christmas -- here's the teaser trailer (full of Aaron butt!) in case you missed it. Or should I say myssed it? I have to tell you, I really had to fight the instinct not to spell everything in butchered faux-Olde-English in this post. You're welcome. 



Pic of the Day


This photo of Johnny Knoxville gleefully astride a giant pink penis "mechanical bull" ride at the L.A. premiere of Gregg Araki's wonderful new film I Want Your Sex last night -- while Araki's gives them the ol' thumbs up -- is my new favorite picture. This movie's out in theaters tonight, tonight, tonight -- our damned 14 year big-screen Araki dry spell has at last dissipated, huzzah! I've got a review of this movie coming shortly but for now luxuriate in this splendor.

OHHHH a Now Apocalypse reunion too! THE PEOPLE DEMAND SEASON 2 #meiamthepeople

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Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

The Green Knight (2021)

The Lady: Why is he Green, do you think?
Gawain: The Knight?
The Lady: Yes. Was he born that way?
The Lord: Maybe it is the color of 
his blood when he blushes.
The Lady: But why green? Why not blue? Or red?
Gawain: Because he is not of this earth.
The Lady: But green is the color of the earth. 
Of living things. Of life.
Gawain: And of rot.
The Lady: Yes. We deck our halls with it, dye our linens, but should it come creeping up the cobbles, we scrub it out, fast as we can. When it blooms beneath our skin, we bleed it out. And when we, together all, find that our reach has exceeded our grasp, we cut it down, we stamp it out, we spread ourselves atop it and smother it beneath our bellies. But it comes back. It does not dally; nor does it wait to plot or conspire. Pull it out by its roots one day, and the next there it is, creeping in around the edges. Whilst we're off looking for red, in comes green. Red is the color of lust, but green is what lust leaves behind--in heart, in womb. Green is what is left when ardor fades, when passion dies, when we die, too. When you go your footprints will fill with grass; moss will cover over your tombstone. And as the sun rises, green shall spread over all, in all its shades and hues. The verdigris will overtake your swords and your coins and your battlements, and, try as you might, all you hold dear will succumb to it. Your skin, your bones. Your virtue.

Happy 5 to David Lowery's The Green Knight
Now there was a movie that knew how 
to turn an epic poem into a great movie. 


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Good Morning, World


Someday Miguel Ángel Silvestre will stop feeding us but thankfully today is not that day. I can't be alone in thinking that we deserve a new round of Sense8 right? it's been going on a decade since the series wrapped and I'd be down for a new season. I miss thos horny poly freaks! Anyway light that prayer candle and hit the jump...

Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Panther Men & Spider Boys


Congratulations to actor David Jonsson on his big Black Panther gig -- I didn't love him in Alien: Romulus like most people seemed to but I thought he was fantastic on Industry... but then, I mean, who isn't fantastic on Industry? Even sexy sad-boi-emoji Kit Harington is turning in Emmy-worthy work on Industry. Oh god why did I just remind myself that Industry's last season didn't get a single Emmy nomination?? Now I'm furious again. Robbed! Cheated! Lied! Cretins! Ahem. Anyway. Jonsson was great on that show -- and I can't be the only one hoping they get him back for at least one episode of the upcoming fifth and final season, right? That character just totally fucking vanished. Anyway he was great as well in the movie The Long Walk, even if that movie was kinda meh to me overall. But beyond that I also just think that he's excellent casting to play Chadwick Boseman's son -- I can one hundred percent see it. And, in petty asides, anything that brushes that anti-vax lunatic Letitia Wright to the side is fine by me. I will admit seeing the new Spider-Man last night -- I saw  the new Spider-Man last night! -- was a bit like unexpectedly having resuscitation paddles pressed to my interest in superheroes. I don't know if I'll get around to writing a full review but it at least didn't shake me of my belief that the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies are the most reliable and sturdy of all the superhero franchises we've got. And the nudges toward where the MCU's headed (where we all know it's headed) were genuinely exciting. So despite my very real and very aged superhero fatigue, I'm invested in the characters (and the castings) that are straight ahead and barreling towards us, and this movie goosed all that. Good on it. Good on Destin Daniel "Short Term 12" Cretton dammit! Aaaanyway I suppose here is where I should note I will be off-line all day tomorrow. So we'll talk again on Thursday. You and me! See you next Thursday! Well okay not "next." This. This Thursday. But that ruins the joke dammit. C-U-T-T is nothing!


Quote of the Day


"... Nowadays, the idea of what censorship means is kind of irrelevant. We used to be shielded from this or from that or couldn’t get access. I’m older than you, but still you remember the time when there were restrictions that don’t exist anymore. Everything is accessible. The speed of light makes things move faster because of technology. The evolution moves faster. Information is moving faster. Access is moving faster. Violence is all around us. Accessibility to Instagram wars is a click, swipe, and scroll away. What are the two things that you can now provoke the mind with because these are no longer provocative? 

It’s silence—because we’re so bombarded with noise—and stillness. So now, the most primal, healthy mind, non-medical inventions are now the enemy? It’s amazing because I can take these tools and I can now do something that I think is essential: make art silent and make it still. Then, you piss people off. "

All I still really want to think and talk about this week is Nicolas Winding Refn's film Her Private Hell -- thankfully I'm still getting chances to do just that even though it flopped! I mean even in this interview I'm quoting from above NWR mentions box office isn't something he worries about, so if he's not I won't. I just need him to continue getting opportunities to fly that beautiful freak flag of his because I need it like oxygen. You can read my review of this movie here. Thinking and talking about this movie is keeping me from having to waste any more time getting annoyed at The Odyssey over-hype.. okay I am still managing to get annoyed about that. But less!

Josh Hartnett's Big Monster Below


Between the just-dropped trailer for Josh Hartnett's new Netflix series Below and my review of the Fantasia horror movie No Rest For the Wicked (also set in an Atlantic adjacent fishing village) I feel like I'm using the phrase "Sweater Porn" a lot this week -- but then I think about how horrifically hot this summer has been and how disgustingly muggy it's been this week specifically and thoughts of the sweet freeing embrace of Autumn are bound to be drowning my subconscious right now. Sweater Porn is just leaking out of me!! Pouring more like -- I mean look at Josh there! Big Burly Dad Josh -- you love to see it. Anyway this show is about some sort of aquatic nightmare creature attacking a Newfoundland town and all of those words, along with the Hartnett of it, are ones that hit my happy triggers. You even see Stranger Things star Charlie Heaton's bum in the trailer -- I mean he does nothing for me but I figure that will be a plus for one of you perverts. I just hope that Widow's Bay hasn't knocked the wind out of this show's sails, since we only want good stuff for Josh. Anyway we'll see when Below lands on Netflix on October 8th; here's that trailer:

Five Frames From ?






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Good Morning, World


Well, it's the morning. Is that actually good though? Look at me, serving up some existential today. What is it that Thelma Ritter says in Rear Window? Spread some common sense on the bread? Yeah, that. Anyway look at François Arnaud, being all slutty for us. This is the sort of thing one needs to stare at while contemplating the meaning of life. Why don't so-called "teachers" get that? Cut their pay again! Instead of buying pencils out of their own paychecks for their students what teachers oughta be doing is buying celebrity fashion magazines and pasting the slutty photoshoots on the walls of their classrooms. Damn commies! Well this certainly took a turn.


Monday, July 27, 2026

Charles Melton Fifteen Times


I guess I must be more zonked out today than I thought I was -- and I been thinking I'm pretty zonked out, even for a Monday -- because it took until 5pm for me to remember I hadn't posted Charles Melton's latest sexy-ass photoshoot! This, the freshest in a long delicious string as he's been promoting both Beef and Her Private Hell, is for Bustle magazine (read his chat here) and it dropped all the way back on Friday, but my three-day-weekend bullshit kept me from posting them. Until. Now. That makes two of today's five posts All About Melton. (See the earlier one here.) Clearly once again I've gone deranged, but who can blame me? More importantly -- who will join me? Hit the jump for the rest... 

It's Hot Jeremy Allen White


Jeremy Allen White it's hot.

Smile My Fangbangers


I never really got into Anne Rice that much -- when the original Interview With the Vampire movie came out in 1994 Teen-Me gave those books a little spin and I remember thinking the gay stuff was hot (which was why I went to read the book in the first place, hearing how skittish Jordan's movie was towards that stuff that actually existed on the page) but other than that it just never became my cuppa. But as stated previously on this here website I'm a big fan of the ongoing T.V. series adaptation starring Jacob Anderson (P.S. more of this photoshoot over here) as our sweet lil' Louis alongside an incomparable Sam Reid devouring the screen and our immortal souls as Lestat. 

All of that is to say that some very happy-making news broke this weekend -- the show is getting a fourth season! Huzzah! It will be re-titled once again -- now it will be called Queen of the Damned, meaning one assumes it'll be an adaption of that book, and that only makes sense since we met that character (played by the great Sheila Atim of Dust Bunny fame) this past round of episodes. (And now I am lol'ing remembering that one of you got very angry at me the last time I posted about how the show changing its title to The Vampire Lestat irritated me and how I'd continue calling it Interview With the Vampire anyway -- lol and no further comment.) I vaguely remember seeing the film of Queen of the Damned with the great Aaliyah (RIP queen) when it came out -- weirdly I was just talking about its long disappeared leading man Stuart Townsend last week when my boyfriend asked if Charlize Theron is gay and I pointed to her forgotten marriage to him as proof of... well, she married a dude once. I guess that's all that proved. Right, Louis? He gets it.


Pics of the Day


A brand new genre of photo that I can tell you right now, right here, I will never grow tired of for as long as I live is "Charles Melton on the set of Her Private Hell" -- unfortunately, given the film's microscopic box office take this past weekend, I think I better snatch up and document all the ones I can while they're here, as I doubt we'll be getting many more in the months ahead. I mean I will be talking about this movie... well forever, since I fucking love it (here is my review!). But also at the very least through the end of the year because as 2026 now stands it's my favorite movie so far. And even if a pile of masterpieces drop between now and December this movie will be on my end-of-year list, you can bet your bottom Charles Melton. Anyway at the tail-end of last week several such examples of this, my new favorite genre of photo, appeared, so I dutifully collected them and will now share them after the jump...

Five Frames From ?





What movie is this?