Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today Id rather...

... be sword fighting with Paul Mescal.

Five Frames From ?

What movie is this?

Good Morning, Billy

A photoshoot of Billy Magnusson for Men's Health magazine should be slightly more gratuitous than the one we got last week if you ask me -- he is Billy magnusson dammit! But as I just said, he is Billy -- we'll happily slobber all over whatever Billy wants us to slobber all over. And you can tell him I said that too! (No really -- please -- somebody tell him that I said that.) Hit the jump for a couple more of our pretty Billy boy...

Take An Adam Brody Cake Break

Adam Brody being adorable with cake while wearing big fluffy sweaters -- what more does the world need on a cold December afternoon? Everything might be shit everywhere else but there is comfort right here, at least. These photos are for Stylist magazine (via) and I really feel as if they are in their miniscule way making the world a little bit of a better, brighter place, so let us live deliciously. Hit the jump for the shoot and a video of said shoot...

Harris Dickinson Fourteen Times

Having now seen Babygirl I think -- I hope -- that Harris Dickinson might finally be breaking through. The boy has been deserving for some time (Beach Rats hive rise) and he is ace in the movie; indeed this was my first immediate thought upon walking out of the theater:

(For real though Harris Dickinson is the best actor of his generation maybe?)

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) November 10, 2024

The movie is mostly The Nicole Kidman Show and as ever she deserves all the praise she's getting but I am situating myself atop my soapbox that Harris' efforts don't get overlooked. His work in the film is funny, sweet, sexy -- every single bit that it needs to be. He really is that good.

Which is to say I'm glad he's getting some attention from GQ's "Men of the Year" -- with Babygirl not hitting theaters until the 17th he's has been absent a lot of end-of-year press but we the people demand more! I don't have a link to an article yet (I'll update when I do) but I do have the photos, so hit the jump for the photos...

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Good Morning, World

How good is it to see Michael Fassbender bare backside again? Granted it's no Shame but we'll take what we can get these days, given his years-long disappearing act. Let's be encouraging to our Fassy as he sneaks his way back out of his (Harry) Hole. These gifs are from his new Showtime series The Agency -- I shared the trailer for this series (which is a remake of a French show) with you back in October; it's got quite the cast! On top of Fassy! (I will just let you luxuriate in that sentiment for a moment. You good? I good.) Jeffrey Wright, Jodie Turner-Smith, Katherine Waterston, JOHN MAGARO, Richard f'ing Gere, HARRIET FUCKING SANSOM HARRIS. The first two episodes went up this past weekend and every time another amazing face showed up I retired to my fainting couch anew. (Which is actually just my couch and I was already there but you get my point. The show isn't anything we haven't seen before so far but I'll keep coming back for this group of people. And for promises of Fassy flesh. Speaking of, hit the jump...

Tonight We Feast!

I never ever do this because I am always woefully running behind but my review of Robert Eggers' Nosferatu was burning a hole in my brain so I have it for you, today, at the exact second the review embargo has broken! The movie isn't out until Christmas Day but I just wanted to get the word out as soon as my purpled fingers could muster -- click here to read my thoughts on the film at Pajiba. To say I loved it would be uhhh fair, I would wager. (I've already seen it three times!) Go buy your tickets!

Alessandro Nivola Six Times

The great and powerful Alessandro Nivola has modeled some fine threads for Dek magazine today -- click here and you can also read a chat with the actor speaking on his three great big projects out this fall, meaning the superhero flick Kraven the Hunter, Pedro Almodovar's The Room Next Door, and Brady Corbet's Oscar-hopeful The Brutalist (read my review of the latter right here). It's maki ng me nuts that these photos were taken mere blocks from my office in Chinatown -- oh to have stumbled upon this shoot! Alas -- I'll just have to harrass strangers in my dreams instead. Hit the jump for the full shoot (plus a set photo that's probably the hottest of them all)...

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Good Morning, Gratuitous Josh Heuston

From one feast to another -- I hope everyone had a nice holiday! I'm still a little out of sorts from my illness (two weeks in, huzzah) but getting there, thanks for asking. Well enough to come into work and gather up dozens of photos of the latest hottest young thing, Dune Prophecy actor Josh Heuston anyway. Back in May was the first time I posted about (or heard of) Mr. Heuston -- even though you'd think he'd have caught my eye...

... when he played a character named "Zeus' Pretty Boy" in Thor: Love and Thunder). Hrm. Anyway May was when he got cast in a serial killer movie with Jai Courtney called Dangerous Animals that's been directed by The Loved Ones director Sean Byrne -- and yes these are all exciting developments to me personally still, maybe even moreso after having spent this morning staring at Josh's outrageous abdominal muscles. 

These models turned actors, yeesh. Will they ever quit murdering us??? (Also it's good to see also that that Jai movie is listed on IMDb as being in post-production, meaning I'm guessing we'll get to see it sometime in 2025. Gimme!) Anyway I haven't watched any of Dune: Prophecy yet but I have seen gifs of Josh on the show making the rounds and...

... my interest is up, up, up. I actually don't know why I haven't started the show yet, being a Dune fan -- I keep not being in the mood when I open the Max app and see Emily Watson in that great big black headdress staring back at me. Soon though. Soon. For Josh's part he's been doing his best...

... to steer me his direction, appearing on like a dozen magazine covers in the past few months in varying states of undress. Which is what brings us to this morning, this great big gratuitous post. It's a biggun! Took me all morning, it did. Hit the jump for a great big galumph of photos...

What Are You Thankful For?

Alright I guess that is it until after the holiday. Hopefully I'll be sorted out health-wise and raring to go as we plow into awards season and Nosferatu-month.  If you'd like to take a moment in the comments below to tell me what you're thankful for here in this fairly scary time in the world perhaps we can shine a little light for each other in the darkness -- I personally am thankful for all of you people, and...

... for Paul Mescal's thighs. Perhaps not in that order. 

Have a great holiday, my people. And go see Queer!

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

The Shape of Water (2017)

Giles: Oh! God, to be young and beautiful.
If I could go back to when I was 18 - I didn't know anything
about anything - I'd give myself a bit of advice.
Elisa: [in sign language] What would you say?
Giles: I would say: Take better care of your teeth
and fuck, a lot more. Oh no, no, that's very good advice.

Guillermo Del Toro's Best-Picture-winning The Shape of Water is out on Criterion 4K today! I love this movie and will hear no ill words about it -- I think it winning Best Picture was weird but it was 2017. We were all going a little mad. (So maybe we'll have more bonkers atypical Oscar winners ahead! I suppose that can be one bright spot, sigh.) Anyway it's a lovely little movie and Sally Hawkins gives a lovely little performance and when it comes down to it I think we all could stand to fuck more fish. So that's my advice. Fuck more fish. 

Bill Skarsgård Four Times

The last thing I managed to get done last week before the plague took its toll on me was fitting -- I saw Robert Eggers' Nosferatu a third time! (So many plague rats!) And I also went to a reception after that screening and stood a foot away from Mr. Eggers himself. I didn't talk to him because 1) I am really not that guy and 2) I could already feel my voice leaving me. But as my sickness descended over me for the four or so days since I've had nightmares about Nosferatu every single night -- it's not entirely out of the realm of possibility this could have something to do with the fact that I sleep under a Nosferatu poster. That's doubtlessly worming in there. And also part of those nightmares has been me waking up  in the middle of the night to scribble down random phrases for when I write my review of Eggers' movie, so I think part of it is anxiety about wanting to write a worthwhile review for a movie... well I'm still under an embargo until next week and restricted from being explicit in my feelings but  I've seen it three times already -- you do the math. Anyway that'll be next week. For now some new photos of Mr. Bill Skarsgård aka the grand Count Orlok himself. Hit the jump for them all...

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Good Morning, World

A little Andrew Garfield in We Live in Time goodness this Tuesday morn. Have any of you watched this supposed weepie now that it's available at home? I am always down for a tearjerker but I have to admit this movie jerked very few tears out of me, despite good performances from Andy and Flo -- I felt like its nonlinear time-hopping structure damaged my ability to build an emotional connection with the characters like was needed. Too bad but it gave us Andy bum so twasn't all a waste. 

Anyway, now on to the boring part -- an update on my post yesterday re: being sick. First off thanks to everybody for the kind words! They made my rattling larynx calm a little. I'm still fairly feeble but I did end coming into the office today for a few boring reasons I won't bore you with. Anyway I'm at my desk at least for some of today so you might get a couple posts out of me. Like this one! One down. 

Hey Everybody

Just a heads-up in case any of you worried I might be dead -- nearly! Okay not really but being sick makes me extra dramatic and I have indeed been very very sick for the past five or so days. I completely lost my voice which was a new experience for me -- one I can say with great, freshly learned confidence I really did not like experiencing. Losing your voice really fucking blows, man. It's not Covid, just some random viral hell, but I am still fairly laid up by it and at this point I am not at all sure I'll be up on my feet before the holiday hits on Thursday. We'll see. If you check back and there are new posts between now and then then you'll know, I suppose! If I don't though I do want to direct y'all to my review of Luca Guadagnino's Queer (starring the lovely Drew Starkey, seen above)  since that is out in theaters this week -- read my Queer review right here in case you missed it when it went up during NYFF. And that's all, until it isn't. Honestly typing this much semi-coherent blather exhausted me and I have to go lay down again. Be well, until the next time.